First notebook entry: Introducing myself

I am a dance teacher in a fitness club. I teach dance classes.I enjoy my life very much! I have a good family and good friends.

A nice day

Today is Wednesday. I worked all day at our hospital. I met a foreign person. He took his child to see the doctor. But he didn't know the order. So I told him he needed to fill out a form about the child's name, gender and birthday. Then I helped him register. What a nice day! I'm glad to be able to help others in English.


什么意思 'He didn't know the order'?

I want to learn spoken English

I am a Chinese software teacher. I want to teach in English, so I want to learn spoken English to start my lesson in English. I want to find some English-speaking people to teach me spoken English. If you are interested in it , please let me know.
my msn account is : [email protected]
my skype account is : liyuyu_852000

A joke about a Chinese person learning English

Xiaoming asked the teacher in an English class"May I go to the toilet? " The teacher said "Go ahead". Xiaoming sat down.

After a while, Xiaoming asked again:"May I go to the toilet?" "Go ahead" replied the teacher . Then Xiaoming sat down again.

His deskmate couldn't help asking Xiaoming "Why don't you go to the toilet? The teacher has allowed you to go . " Replied Xiaoming "Didn't you hear that the teacher said '去你个头‘？”

PS: My friends who are learning Chinese, what do you think of this joke? Is it funny?

(LOL yes i thought this was pretty funny!)

<strike>Having a Good </strike>Resting in a Flower

<strike>It </strike>There is an ordinary flower, so ordinary that nobody even knows it' s name.<strike> People only know</strike> This type of flower can be found <strike>anywhere. either</strike> on the ridges of fields or the banks of ponds. When it blooms in spring, it's color ranges from white to red. It is simple and graceful. It's fragrance is faint and enchanting. It' s not very big, almost the same size as a baby' s fist. It is quite adorable.

A little bee is<strike> having a good </strike>resting quietly in the center of the flower without moving. It seems the little creature is having a sweet dream so it doesn't sense the soft kiss of the breeze. <strike>The bee choose the flower to respite,  </strike>(This has already been mentioned above)Could it be that he knows he should leave his soul in a fragrant and undefiled place?

One beauty is set off by the other.<strike> one mutually </strike>While the bee is sleeping quietly in the flower, <strike>whIch</strike> it looks <strike>just</strike> like a perfect picture of still lives(maybe you could say a picture of serenity.). It is unnecessary to chase after a<strike> huge and </strike>grand place for the soul to find relief. All we need is a fragrant and undefiled flower. It's the only place where the soul will fall asleep quietly, keeping itself away form evil and danger, obtaining endless strength, courage and faith, thus moving forward in life confidently.


(Respite is not used in everyday language. You will here rest or relief more commonly :P)