What an awful day!

It was my first day at work, and I screwed everything up! My friend laughed at me, "you are not lazy, only stupid". You want to know why? Ok, fine. I went to the wrong address and unfortunately, there was a new guy starting in that company too. And, we have the same name! So I was regarded as him, trained as him and when he showed up, I noticed my mistake!

This was very good and well written! It's just a few minor details like word preference & tiny grammatical tweaks. But other than that this was really great! Good job!

Riding

Riding my bike, early in the morning, in these days of November, is a nice way to start my day.
The cold wind that sneaks through the cracks of my elastic suit, has a therapeutic effect. It has helped me wake up from nights of physical torpor. As an acupuncture spread throughout my body, riding puts aside many other small annoyances. Because, of course, the mind follows the legs, and into a repetitive rotation - getting rid of my worries. All worries affecting your life, no matter how trivial or serious they are, can be forgotten...at least for a few hours.

talk about my 2016

In February, I went to Hong Kong Disney. I relived my childhood there, and the fireworks were very beautiful.
In the Spring, I went to a Festival and all I can remember is food food food. When my relatives came to visit my family, I needed to watch their children. It was in that moment that I was the oldest child.
Then I changed my job, to be an activity planner. When I plan an activity, to make the participants happy, I also become happy. But I only had 3 days off, so I resigned again.
In August, I went to travel alone, to Xi An and Xi Ning. I've been hoping to go to Xi An for many years. I love this historical city - the ancient city wall, the wind is soft and let's me think the ancient life and the ancient people. Liang Pi is the famous food in Xi An, and it is very delicious. The Terra Cotta Warriors were spectacular.But I don't know why Xi An just have a few traffic post. <-- I don't know what you're tying to say here.
I love Xi Ning's blue sky, the blue Qing Hai Lake, Cha Ka Lake. I could see my clear reflection on Cha Ka Lake, it seems to be attached with the sky. Qing Hai Lake is big, and so is the grassland. I Instantly forgot all my troubles when I saw Qing Hai Lake and the grassland. I also got to ride a horse and shoot an arrow on the grassland. Even though it was my first try, it was a good experience.

After I went back home, I started to look for a new job, I think it is hard to find a job, that I want to do. But now I like this new job. I want to work hard, earn a lot of money to travel again, and also want to learn paint.

November in Guangzhou - cool wind, blue sky, and sunshine, it is very comfortable weather. 2017 is coming. I hope i can have this job for at least 1 year, and hope to go to Sichuan in 2017.

that's all. thank your for reading my words.

Sue
2016.11.5

Your English is so close to being perfect! For the most part, your ideas are perfectly articulated and communicated. (In other words, I can understand what you're saying). Your biggest issue is wording and sentence order. As well as vocabulary choices. I tried to correct the grammar as much as I could! Hope this helps! Keep at it! :)

Expression

Hi there! This is coming from a native American speaker.

Could you help me with two questions?

1) Do you say work the phones/lines or "work ON/AT the phones, lines"? And do you say work the booth or man the booth? Or neither?
What about "work a checkout" or "work ON/AT a checkout"?

I would say, "work the phone lines," "man the booth," and "work at the checkout."

2) If someone asks :Do you still have any perfume?

What could I answer/(OR RESPOND??) : "I've used up all of my bottles" or "No, all of mine ran out"? What would you say?

I would say either! Or simply "I have none left, sorry."

3) I don't seem to be able to use the expression get dirty properly in English. As a consequence of that, I've been trying to find a appropriate word to use.

I thought I could use "get + the name of the thing", but someone said it would sound awkward

I'm unsure what you're asking here. Sorry.

Rather than saying "My dog got the floor of my room dirty with its mud-covered paws", I would say "My dog got mud on my floor of my room with its dirty paws"..... But a person said both are odd. What could I say instead?

I'd rather say, "My dog tracked mud all over my floor with its paws!" or simply, "My dog tracked mud on my/the floor."

I hope this helped!