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2013/12/29 笑話
今天我聽說這下面笑話:
從前有個人在公園漫步。他碰到一隻狗還是和一個人。這狗像看起来很兇,所以這人問別那个人“你的狗咬人嗎?”。“不,牠很友好”他回答。但,有點以後过了一会儿,這狗咬他!“喂!你不是說你的狗不咬人吗?!“。”對,我的狗是不咬,但這狗不是我的狗啊“!
借狗咬人 :)
Today I heard the following joke:
A long time ago a man went on a walk in the park. He bumped into a dog and a man. The dog looked really scary, so he asked the other man "Does your dog bite?". "No, my dog's really friendly" he replied. But, a short while later, the dog bites the man! "Hey! You said your dog doesn't bite!". "That's right, MY dog doesn't bite people, but this isn't MY dog."
Borrow a dog to bite a man (reference to a chengyu: 借刀殺人).0 votedDecember 31, 20130- My new year night My bf promised me he will spend new year night with me. Just last night, he told me he will be late for few days, because his job! By the way, we are in different cities. And one more things is my menstruation, she come to see me now. so tonight i will go home early, and watching boring TV to spend my new year night. T-T
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