2013/12/29 笑話

今天我聽說這下面笑話：

從前有個人在公園漫步。他碰到一隻狗還是和一個人。這狗像看起来很兇，所以這人問別那个人“你的狗咬人嗎？”。“不，牠很友好”他回答。但，有點以後过了一会儿，這狗咬他！“喂！你不是說你的狗不咬人吗？！“。”對，我的狗是不咬，但這狗不是我的狗啊“！

借狗咬人 :)

Today I heard the following joke:

A long time ago a man went on a walk in the park. He bumped into a dog and a man. The dog looked really scary, so he asked the other man "Does your dog bite?". "No, my dog's really friendly" he replied. But, a short while later, the dog bites the man! "Hey! You said your dog doesn't bite!". "That's right, MY dog doesn't bite people, but this isn't MY dog."

Borrow a dog to bite a man (reference to a chengyu: 借刀殺人).

2013/12/29 笑話

今天我聽說這下面笑話：

從前有一個人在公園漫步。他碰到一隻狗還是 和一個人。這狗好像很兇，所以這人問別人那個人“你的狗咬人嗎？”。“不，牠很友好”他回答。但，有點以後 過了一會這狗咬他！“喂！你說你的狗不咬人！“。”對，我的狗不咬，但這狗不是我的狗“！

借狗咬人 :)

Today I heard the following joke:

A long time ago a man went on a walk in the park. He bumped into a dog and a man. The dog looked really scary, so he asked the other man "Does your dog bite?". "No, my dog's really friendly" he replied. But, a short while later, the dog bites the man! "Hey! You said your dog doesn't bite!". "That's right, MY dog doesn't bite people, but this isn't MY dog."

Borrow a dog to bite a man (reference to a chengyu: 借刀殺人).

2013/12/29 笑話

今天我聽說這下面笑話：

從前一個人在公園漫步。他碰到一隻狗和一個人。這狗看起来很兇，所以他問那个人“你的狗咬人嗎？”。“不，牠很友好”他回答。但，过了一会，這狗咬他！“喂！你說你的狗不咬人！“。”對，我的狗不咬人，但這狗不是我的狗“！

借狗咬人 :)

Today I heard the following joke:

A long time ago a man went on a walk in the park. He bumped into a dog and a man. The dog looked really scary, so he asked the other man "Does your dog bite?". "No, my dog's really friendly" he replied. But, a short while later, the dog bites the man! "Hey! You said your dog doesn't bite!". "That's right, MY dog doesn't bite people, but this isn't MY dog."

Borrow a dog to bite a man (reference to a chengyu: 借刀殺人).