猫的老板

我的爱人刚刚抱怨一个猫。那猫不是我们的，那是一只我家附近的野猫。

那是一只公猫，到了它要给配种的时候，要给配种的公猫的哗不好听。它们试图模仿狮子的叫声「嗷呜。」而且一天到晚的叫。

无论如、当我的爱人试图走过去时它就开始叫。它像一个员工看到他的小丑老板来抓他一样。然后可怜的叫一声：「咪？」

它等我的爱人步行了五步后、然后接着找母猫。


cat boss

My lover just complained about a cat. The cat he complained about wasn't our cat, it was one of the wild cats roaming our neighborhood.

The cat was male, and it wanted to mate. Male cats' mating call is not the most beautiful voice in the world. Looks like they try too hard to imitate lions' roar. Moreover they do it night and day, incessantly.

Anyway, my lover was passing through when the cat began warming up its throat. It was almost like an employee caught in the act of clowning by his boss. The cat stopped mid-sentence and meowed in the most despicable way. "Meow?"

The cat waited 'till my lover was about five walking steps distance to decide that it was already safe to call for potential mates again.