THE UPCOMING NEW YEAR HOLIDAY

The annual holiday leave is getting closer and closer to me but I don't want to go back home right away . At the end of 2013 , I met had some bad things to me and it I was really unhappy (or, "it was really upsetting"). I want to go somewhere else for a break . Since my cousin got married , I never go have not been to her new home and to (in order to) have a look . Thanks for to the annual leave, I can visit her home and meet some of my friends who are in ShenZhen, Guangdong Province .

After meeting them, I will need to go home to help my parents to do the spring-cleaning . I want to go shopping with my mum . On one hand I can spend the happy time with my family ("time with my family" means spending time in a happy way, although you can also say "spend pleasant time with"), on the other hand and I can meet some of my old classmates who are at home .  ("On one hand / on the other hand" is used to contrast [show the difference] between two things or ideas.  Usually, they are choices and you can only pick one.  "On one hand I want to eat curry, on the other pizza is cheaper.  Which should I eat?")

I don't know why ? but I tink time has stolen my smile . I miss my friends , and I want to be more stronger . Even though we have suffer so much pains , and we have experienced so many unpleasant things ,we should never forget to smile smiling. So , I try my best to find something I really want to do and to do something what I can do . I want to be happier and also I hope the people who love me and who I love to will be happy as well.

In the end , I wish hope I have a great time in (or "tour of," but that sounds like you will be a tourist) Shenzhen tour !

Asking a Question

Hello everyone!
It's always interesting to discover for yourself <em>(okay, but not necessary)</em> the way of thinking for other people in the world, as well as how do foreigners see Slavic countries. Here we usually like to joke about Soviet times, like when you can finding some bears and vodka on the main streets - because people here think that it' (that is a relative pronoun, you don't need a second pronoun) is the way other countries see us. But this myth came from one a Soviet comedian that came went to the USA and was popular there as stand-up comedian. He usually started his jokes with the words: “In Soviet Russia” and said that in Soviet Russia all everything is going vice versa backwards. For example:, "In Soviet Russia TV watches you" or "In Soviet Russia toilets pee on you."
Now I want to ask you to explain this to me this moment. What does it mean to say all everything is going vice versa (or "backwards"). Maybe a person someone who said this just wanted to say that in Soviet Union another there are different traditions or the way people live a different way. And  Then another people find found (the last sentence was in past tense ["said"], so this one should be too) this (this means one specific thing, but "explanations" is plural and is not specific) primitive explanations for this thought idea.
I really don't understand this humor. Help me, if you do!