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My name is Alex, I am Chinese, I'd like to find a language exchange partner on italki. I am fun-loving and easy-going, you will improve your Chinese in a happy environment, Alex-Yeshu is my Skype account, please contact me my friend!
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- To suicide? get married. Three men named A, B and C wanted to finish their life, but before this, they went to the Psychological consultant to find the best way to death,"what is the best way in your own opinion", asked by the Psychologists. A:"To jump from the high building" B:"To kill myself by using a knife" C:"To get married" Wow huhu..., "Mr C, you are right, don't think anything else, just to get married, then you will get a different life". Did the psychologist help them? Hello friends from italki, this is Alex, I am looking for a language exchange partner, I want to improve my English and will help someone who want to improve their Chinese, my Skype account is Alex-Yeshu, add me as the contact if you like! Thank you!August 6, 201210
- Whta will happen if a cockroach was killed? One day, little John saw a cockroach and killed it, the second day, several ones appeared and run wild in the house. John:" Dad, why there are more cockroachs in the house when I killed one?" Dad:" Oh, my son, if one of your family members disappeared, don't you get anxious?" Welcome to revise the sentences above and help me to learn more about the English! Thank you!
August 3, 201260 - College Entrance Examination in different place of China. Student in Beijing:" Dad, I got 530 marks in the exam, 53 marks higher than the requirement of the College". Dad:" Great, let's have a travel in Shanghai." Student in Shandong:" I am sorry Dad, I got 530 marks in the exam, 20 marks lower than the requirement of the college." Dad:"You are good-for-nothing, don't continue to go to school, just go to Shanghai to find a job!" Student in Shanghai:"Hi Dad, I got 230 marks in the exam, can you send me abroad?"Dad:" Dear son, no problem! you can learn the management skills and help me in the future, there are so many people from Shandong to find a job these years."August 3, 201200
- Give him what he wants! A little boy was crying all the time in the bus, no matter what his mother said. "Please give what he wants and make sure he did not cry any more!" said the young lady sitting beside them impatiently."but he wants your beautiful wig", said the mother. 谁能告诉我英语中表达“无可奈何地“,“无奈地“,一般用哪个词语! Thank you!August 2, 201210
- Conversation 1. Lady:"I will marry someone as long as he is rich, no matter who he is", Man:"what about the safe in the bank?" 2.My wife wanted to loose weight by horsing. One month later, the horse lost 50 pounds... 3.Patient:"I am sorry doctor, but I think you left the scissors in my belly." Doctor:" No worries, I have another one.....". 4.Judge:"Why did you make the counterfeit money?" Offender:"Because I really didn't know how to make the real one." 5.Wife:" You are always so cowardly". Husband:"Not really, otherwise, how dare I married with you?" 6.Thief 1:" Let's count how much money we stole today." Thief 2:" No necessary, just wait to see the news tomorrow." 7.Student:"How long can the mouse live?" Teacher:"This depends on when the cat will be hungry." 8.Daughter:"Mum, was father shy before?" Mum:" Of course, otherwise, you would be four years older than it is now."July 31, 201240

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