Conversation 1. Lady:"I will marry someone as long as he is rich, no matter who he is", Man:"what about the safe in the bank?" 2.My wife wanted to loose weight by horsing. One month later, the horse lost 50 pounds... 3.Patient:"I am sorry doctor, but I think you left the scissors in my belly." Doctor:" No worries, I have another one.....". 4.Judge:"Why did you make the counterfeit money?" Offender:"Because I really didn't know how to make the real one." 5.Wife:" You are always so cowardly". Husband:"Not really, otherwise, how dare I married with you?" 6.Thief 1:" Let's count how much money we stole today." Thief 2:" No necessary, just wait to see the news tomorrow." 7.Student:"How long can the mouse live?" Teacher:"This depends on when the cat will be hungry." 8.Daughter:"Mum, was father shy before?" Mum:" Of course, otherwise, you would be four years older than it is now."