Short jokes between God & Human..
Human: What is a century like to you?
God: It is like s second.
Human: What is billion dollars like to you?
God: Like a penny..
Human: Can i have a penny?
God: Sure, just wait for a second..
Son: Why do barbers become good drivers shortly?
Father replied in short: Because they know all the short cuts..
Son: dad my stomach is paining!
Dad: that is bcoz yur stomach is empty.
son: oh! now i understand why you always has headache dad!
dad: ???