Short jokes between God & Human.. Human: What is a century like to you? God: It is like s second. Human: What is billion dollars like to you? God: Like a penny.. Human: Can i have a penny? God: Sure, just wait for a second.. Son: Why do barbers become good drivers shortly? Father replied in short: Because they know all the short cuts.. Son: dad my stomach is paining! Dad: that is bcoz yur stomach is empty. son: oh! now i understand why you always has headache dad! dad: ???

2 old mens were sitting on a bench and talking. First says: hey im 83 and im full of aches and pains. i know u r about my age. how do u feel ? second : i just feel like a new norn baby. i have no hair, i have no teeth and i think i just wet my pants :))

What's brown and sticky? A brown stick!

- I dont believe that people can do everything with money - How do you deny that? - Have a look at Bill Gates' hair - o.O

I prefer shutki! :D