I am apologize in advance for errors in translation and hope you'll understand me. 111: I'm sitting at home and laughing and can't calm down 222:What happened? 111:in short, i was standing and smoking this morning near the subway. A guy came up to me and asked for matches. I had matches in my pocket because I had picked them in the morning. Well I did not say a word, pulled out matches from pocket, and gave him matches. 222:)) 111:He looked at me and said that the cigarette lighter is more convenient. 222:I silently reached into pocket again and pulled out a cigarette lighter. 111:He lit a cigarette, gave me a lighter back, was looking at me 10 sec and said jokingly "What a wonderful pocket. There are all what you want. I suppose you also have candies in your pocket" 222:soooo, I begin to guess) 111:You won't believe. I have been carrying a few sweets whole week. 111:I silently taked out candies from the same pocket. He was dumbfounded, his eyes fulled of horror. 222: poor man)) 111: Then I said him "You spent all three wishes", threw out a cigarette, turned around and went away.

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