What was the most embarrassing thing that happened to you?

Life is tough, so why not we make fun of each other like friends do. As a Chinese catchy phrase goes, "Do you have anything that makes you miserable to tell us for the sake of making us happy?"有什么不开心的事呀，说出来让大家开心一下。

I go first. Once on my way home after going to the bathroom, the fly of my pants was broken and due to my short overcoat and tight pants, there's no way to cover up the part of my bright-colored underwear. The fly went wide open and so you can imagine how many eyes were on me or part of me and how long I felt it would take for me to get home.

Hold your tongue Never speak English to anyone who doesn't speak English, not even a wold if you can hold it. Otherwise what you could get, in any rate, is partial praise, sarcasm, or jealousy. They don't know English, or at least less than you do, so what's the point of speaking English to them. It would be like being an interpreter, you spreak Chinese to an English speaker, or vice versa. If you can't help it and speak some English to those non-English speaker, no matter what their attitudes are towards your doing so, they are most likely to secretly tell you to go home and speak to yourself. And the most advisable thing for you to do is exactly to go home and speak to yourself.

Bad bath I bought a waterproof keyboard two years ago. Used brutally and bombarded with crumbs and dips of every kind, the keyboard got sticky, so I decided to give her a sponge bath. I'm washed up after washing her down, only to find out her body was too delicate for that. I spent a whole afternoon basking with her and drying up every nook and corner of her body with a tissue, and it turned out my laborious effort was down the drain. The keys "2@WwSsXx" are ineffective and can't be typed by pressing them. Only by using soft keyboard or pressing Alt+50 etc. can they be showed on screen. How inconvenient! Now I got used to the latter method, like the other day at a printing shop I was typing something, whenever it came to those letters, my fingers went involuntarily towards Alt and Numpad. What should I do? Give her up and dump her? Pathetically I don't have money for that, in other words, I can't affort a divorce from her. Someday this would serve me as a laughable joke.