Everyone is afraid of aging but it's actually not that big of a deal. Yesterday I went to the post office to get a paper finalized, there were a lot of people and I had been waiting for half and an hour. I would have really loved to seat sit but all the seats were occupied by seniors. That's the moment I realized that maybe there's some perks to being older! To kill time, I wrote down a list of all the advantages of being old. Here are the advantages: - You'll always get seats -You'll get become incredibly more easygoing ( I don't know how it works abroad, but here in Italy, or at least in my city, the seniors will come chat with you during any given moment with or without any reason.. Sometimes it's not the best thing that can happen, especially if you're late..) :P -You have more time to spend doing things that you like -It's easy to make friends since every old person feels alone - you receive free money every month without any effort (pension) -Being ugly is justified -Cooking skills and many other talents have developed over the years -If you're having a bad day, you can verbally or physically attack someone using the sudden "Alzheimer-attack" excuse -You can once again appreciate the joy of having kids without the inconvenience of having them in the way everyday -Everyone must keep up with you and no one can complain -You know someone will come to feed, dress or wash you , the important thing is to just stay alive -Clothes that used to be considered sloppy and old-fashioned are now stylish -If you want to Fuck with someone, nobody would ever suspect an old adorable lady/gentleman to be the culprit.

I should have probably just waited my turn sitting on the floor. (This article is completely ironical, I hope nobody will find it offensive since it should be meant to be hilarious and light!) :) P.S. I hope I didn't make too many mistakes, thanks for the corrections by the way! I'd be glad if anyone wanted to be language partner to help me to improve my english level !

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