A nonsense story

This is a complete nonsense story, but I would only practice some new words.
The woman was going to dial the number on her telephone when, suddenly, she saw her son running around the room with a baseball bat in his hands. The woman told him to stow that baseball bat in the cupboard, but suddenly, the child started to hiccup. So his mother went to the kitchen and brought him a glass of water. Then, finally, she took the phone and dialed the number of the tailor. She asked him if he had fixed the seams of the jacket. He said he was bringing the jacket to her home, but, on the way, he crashed into another car and now his car has been towed to the mechanic to be fixed. In that moment the woman almost passed out, because the jacket was a present for her mother. So she took her backward cellphone and called her husband, telling him about what happened and asked him if he could buy another present. He said he couldn't do that, because he was to the hardware store buying a tether to tie the dog on the tree.