Big question!

I agree with Jeff. 除此之外， 妖孽有时候也是特制皇帝身边的女人。就是那种让皇帝沉迷于女色，不事朝政的妃子。换句话来说，在中国古代，如果皇帝爱跟美人泡在一起，不管臣子的话，臣子就会嫉妒。这时候臣子就会叫皇帝爱的那个女人“ 妖孽” 。（可以理解为现代哥们和哥们女朋友之间的矛盾） 如楼上，妖孽也指某种植物或者动物修炼成了精灵。不知道为什么在中国古代的故事里面，这些精灵（长的难看的，或者长相一般的） 通常都要吃人。长得美艳动人的都要男人。大多数成了皇帝身边的女人（比如《封神榜》），也有一些在民间（比如《白蛇传》）。 我个人以为吧，长的美艳动人的精灵，为了爱情找男人有什么错？不该被叫“妖孽”，也不该被收服。

I changed the words in order. 祝你和你的孩子们的生日快乐！ 祝你的家庭身体健康， 事业腾达。恭喜发财！

Your question is 一分也没总現? It's an emphasize that saying "None of a single cent was returned." Because, some people return money separately. If in this case, u can not say 一分也没总現. If people never return any amount of money they borrowed, then it's the case to use this emphasize: 一分也没总現. But, this sentence is a criticize. Just use to destroy that person's image. Use it carefully.

套上 for T-shirt kinda of shirts you need to put on them from your head. 穿上 Anything except 套上

In Chinese, there's no such a thing "ask for a permission." It's a country with full of freedom! Chinese people are friendly and helpful. Just practice with them! Your skin is good enough to explain to them your Mandarin is so so. Body language is an international language! BTY, I can write you something useful in the restaurant: 服务员！ Waiter/Waitress! 绿茶 / 红茶 / 乌龙 / 花茶 / 随便 Green tea / Red tea / oolong / chrysanthemum tea / Anything 我要点菜。 I want to order. Then you need to invest a lot of energy into the name of the dishes. It's quite hard. 菜很好吃！ It's delicious! 埋单！ Pay the bill. I don't know what's the restaurant manner in the UK. As in Canada, people wait for the eye contact. But in China, everything need to be fast. So, when u r in a Chinese restaurant, raise your hand and SNAP! Then waiter or waitress will come to serve. If you want to find a language partner, try italki here. Or find an university student. Go to some event that young people will go. U just need to ask them: 你愿意与我练习汉语吗？ 我可以跟你交换英语。 People in restaurant and workshops are busy. And it's a policy that they can't talk to you when working or their boss will cut their salaries.

correct!