You should know how to peel your fruit!! Translation I saw an article in a Spanish magazine called El Mundo Today and I think it was funny so I'm going to try and translate it in English :D (Is not a real new, only joking) SUPERMARKETS ASK IF WE'VE ALREADY KNOW HOW TO PEEL AND CUT OUR FRUIT Reminding that, for example, wash a lettuce it's only put some water on it, the biggest Supermarkets have asked the consumers this morning If they already know how to peel their fruit and vegetable by themselves or is necessary keep offering it wash, peel and chopped. "Do you dare to take a knife and peel a pineapple or we need keep offering it as usual?" they've asked after consider that they have been a long time teaching us how to serve the fruit. "We won't be here forever", have reminded the biggest Supermarket companies, exhaust after being hours choosing for the customers the most tender lettuce sprouts. "We eat the harder parts, we don't mind, but you need to assume responsibilities" say the supermarkets. "Don't you know how to make a juice? You just have to squeeze fuit! You know which parts are eatable." they've added. The supermarkets are going to sell the fruit and vegetables washed and chopped one more week so the customers can see how they have to do it. The end OK! I know I will have a lot of mistakes, but I hope you can understand it and enjoy it :P

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