Translation Challenge Part 1

I have been told that one good way to learn a language is to write a blog in two languages. Since I am not creative enough for my own content I am going to translate the script of How I met your mother, as the series has some everyday conversation.

听说，学习语言中的一个好方法，就是来写一个双语博客。可是我想不出来自己故事或内容。所以我将翻译how i met your mother 节目的脚本。它毕竟含有很多日常对话。

Kids, I'm gonna tell you an incredible story. The story of how I met your mother.
孩子们，我要给你们讲一个不可相信的故事。 是我和你们妈妈，我们怎么认识的故事。

- Are we being punished for something? - No.
- 你是不是要处罚我们 -不是

- Yeah, is this gonna take a while? - Yes.
-啊，这故事是否很长? - 是的

Twenty-five years ago, before I was Dad, had this whole other life.
25年前，在我还没当爸爸的时候，我的生活方式完全不一样

It was way back in 2005.
在2005年

I was 27, just starting to make it as an architect...and living in New York with Marshall, my best friend from college.
我才27岁， 刚开始当建筑师，跟Marshall 我大学最好的朋友共同生活。

My life was good. And then Uncle Marshall went and screwed the whole thing up.
我过得非常好。可是有一天 Marshall 叔叔开始弄坏一切。


Will you marry me?
你愿不愿意嫁给我

Yes. Perfect.
愿意。太好了。


And then you're engaged, you pop the champagne, you drink a toast,you have sex on the kitchen floor.
就这么一下，你就订婚了。你会开香槟酒，敬酒，还会在厨房地板交媾。

- Don't have sex on our kitchen floor.- Got it.
并不在我们厨房地板交媾。- 好地。

Thanks for helping me plan this out, Ted.
谢谢你帮我准备求婚的规划。

Dude, are you kidding? It's you and Lily.
这还需要说吗?毕竟是你和 Lily。

I've been there for all the big moments of you and Lily.The night you met, your first date, other first things.
我共享了你们俩的所有重要伟大的时刻. 你们俩第一次相见的晚上，你们的第一次约会，还有别的第一次。

Yeah, sorry, we thought you were asleep.
哦，不好意思，我们当时以为你已经睡着了。

It's physics, Marshall.
这是物理学，Marshall

If the bottom bunk moves,the top bunk moves, too.
要是下床晃动，上床也会晃动。

My God, you're getting engaged tonight.
老天啊，你们今天晚上真的要订婚了。

Yeah. What are you doing tonight?
是的，你今天晚是上怎么安排的?