How Seryoga met his wife Yesterday I met my friend late at night. He told me the story how he met his wife. I know his wife very well, she is a very good person, he is lucky that he met her. She is from a good family, as well as he, she same from central Siberia. Once, I was coming back from my study and saw the phone lining the street and wasn't charged. And it was cold, even hands were getting chilly. I brang it to home then charged. Turned it on and there were a lot of missed calls, 25 notifications overall. 24 were from "Mum" and one from "Dad". And I decided to call back. After the first dial tone somebody said "Allo". "Hello" "Who is this ? Does a thief showed up ?" "No, I found the phone" "I don't believe you. We will contact the police, if you don't bring the phone" "I want to give the phone back" "How much you want?" "For free. Tell me where to go" "Hm," the man was taking it all with a grain of salt."Okay, at 12.00 get the address" to be continued...

The mouse Once we had a mouse in our office. The chief said that we should call specialists of extermination by law. We read the treaty and wondered how it is expected to catch the mouse carefully and humane and where to put her then: painless injection or release in the reserve. And it costs billions of roubles. Then serious men came, and set up a trap. The mouse got caught alive and unharmed. Next morning one girl came up to our office, delivered act of acceptance and protocol. Took the mouse and the trap. I was staying with a cup of coffee, look out the window, enjoying the sun and seeing her to the door and observing the picture: She is coming out beyond, dropping the mouse into a package, banging on asphalt twice and throw it out in the trash.

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Please, check for errors Easter Island — one of the isolated place in the world. A piece of land of 164 square kilometers and mainland are shared by 3,5 thousands kilometers, and nearest inhabited land are placed in 2200 kilometers far from the island. The Dutch sea travelers found there humans with Stone Age technologies and a lot of statues. A lot of scientists still thinking about their destination and origin. We want to know where the native people are and why production of new statues has been stopped.

Age... Every summer I stayed with my grandfather. At that time I liked photo - I took a fancy to photography. My grandfather had a good device "Zenith"- very fashionable in Soviet times. Once we took pictures, and he said: - I was off to retire. But wasn't agree with that. They were saying: you are too old . I did say "Old...? I don't think so." I can compete in running with the young ! But no, I retired . They have gifted me a lot of presents including that camera. Of course, we drank a little bit, and because of that I went to home by bus with that camera. Camera was hanging on my chest sparkling with novelty. When I got off at the bus stop I faced two youngsters. And at that moment I understood that they were right to send to retire, old is old, the health is not in good conditions. At that moment grandfather became gloomy, then added sadly: - The second one ran away! I couldn't catch him up!

The fun story I was sitting in the car . The ring from someone, the number is not detected. Some man with dead voice "Hi. I was in a car accident." "Who is it?" I ask. "Sasha, do you recognize me ?" By his voice I feel he is dying there)) "AA..Sasha, what happened?" I am playing along "So..car accident..I am in hospital.." "Were you drunk ? " "Yes" "Sasha, I was telling you 100 times do not drive while drunk, but you did it." "Yep..so..." I interrupt. "Sasha, when you are drunk you are a fool, then the police catch you then you fuck a man. Are you ashamed ?" "Fuck you!" said the man with very cheerful voice and hung up.