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- 口红。。。 一个朋友告诉我,当她买了一个唇蜜,她老公恼她:“又买口红了吗?”他不知道唇蜜和口红有什么区别。“你在家已经有了粉色的!” 她回答:“这个有有其他的彩陰。比我紀梵希更深两个彩陰,比你买了给我的欧瑞莲更深三个彩陰。” 他说:“对我来说都是一样的。” 她:“当然阿!这些的事男人肯定不清楚。” lipstick... A girlfriend of mine told the story of when her hubby protested her for buying a tube of lipgloss: “Lipstick again?” Note how he wasn’t able to differentiate a lipgloss from a lipstick. “But you’ve got pink ones at home!” She answered, “This one’s different shade. Two shades darker than my Givenchy, and three shades darker than the Oriflame one you bought me.” He said, “All looks the same to me.” Her: “That’s because you’re a guy.”August 13, 201760
- 虎纹。。。 我不喜欢有虎纹的服装和包包,我觉得这样很俗丽。我真的不喜欢,例如在大学有过一个美丽的女孩;但是从看了她背着一个虎纹的包,对我来说,她不美丽了甚至当她没背着那个包。 陷入了一个复杂的局面当我爱人的妈妈给了我一个礼物。她给了我虎纹的衣服! 然而我想有虎纹的家具很可爱,很美看,特别白黑色条纹。 tiger print... I dislike tiger prints on clothes, accessories, bags etc. I think it's tacky. My dislike is so extreme, for example there was this pretty girl at uni; one day I saw her carrying a tiger-print bag, and from that day on I never thought she's pretty anymore, even when she's not carrying the bag around. Things got complicated when my lover's mother gave me gifts. She gave me a tiger-print shirt! However I think tiger prints are pretty and cute on furnitures, especially black strips on white.August 16, 201660
- 用词典学习中文 我来到其他方法学习文!开你想学习的文的词典,选择随机的字!然后写有关哪个字的简短的文章。灵不灵? learning chinese through a dictionary So I found another way to learn languages! Open a dictionary of your chosen language to learn, open it at random and point to a random word! After that just write a short article about it. Effective or not?August 15, 201681
the sticky business
In a small village lived a few hundred people. Everyone's doing the same routine from day to day until, many years ago, the church clock suddenly stopped. It had been striking hours day and night before. Nobody could explain why it stopped. So some people became robbers and thieves. One day the vicar climbed into the clock tower to chase a thief. This thief had stolen his gun to shoot himself at the tower. Instead the vicar found that the clock had been invaded by bees. The clock in front of them was full of honey and wax. The thief and him were both shocked. "Got a gun for you," the black queen bee said. The vicar's hand was turned into a stick, which he then used to hit the thief until fainted. The next day a bee keeper was called up there and evicted the magical queen bee in the daylight through many efforts. Other bees followed her, thus the clock was cleaned. Now that the clock is working, the village returned to be the best village once again.Notes:
1. I don't understand the causality between the robberies and the stopping of the clock.2. This thief stole the vicar's gun to shoot himself meaning the thief intended to shoot at the thief.
This thief stole the vicar's gun to shoot him meaning the thief intended to shoot at the vicar.
3. Why did the queen bee help the vicar?
4. How about the vicar's hand, is it still a stick at the end of the story?
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