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- Unusual food What can be more tasty than fresh wheat bread with butter and red caviar? Nothing can be tastier! I know very little Russians who don't like red caviar. But I know one American who said that it would be his last hour in this world when he would try salted fish larvae. I never thought about caviar like that. We all eat eggs which were chicken embryos. And I started thinking how many unusual things Russians eat. We don't eat fried fly larvae, fried tarantula or dried caterpillars or other terrible for us asian dishes (I still cannot believe that they eat dogs). But I found out that many people in the world don't eat chicken hearts or chicken stomach like we do. Russians like salted pork lard and jellied meat (pieces of meat in salted jelly with vegetables). A beef tongue, for example, is a delicacy in Russia. We drink a drink made from fermented horse milk and kissel (it is a viscous sour fruit drink with starch). Our northern nations eat deer meat (not only meat, everything that a deer has, heart, horns, liver, bone marrow etc. It is horrible, but we eat horse meat in some our republics! We raise smart animals to kill and eat them. Dishes from horse meat is considered delicious food... Anyway, I love red caviar! I could eat it everyday if it wasn't so expensive. And what unusual do you eat?
August 27, 201530 - Fluffy I have a new cat in my house. His name is Fluffy. A person who gave him this name had specific sense of humor, probably. Fluffy was mistreated by his previous owners and I begged them to give me this cat, so I could make his short life happier. I should mention that I had a cat before. It is a nice bald girl who is more similar to a chimera (if you know Greek mythology) than to a cat. And I hoped that they, like brothers in misfortune, will be friends, but I was wrong. In the beginning, my bald girl smelled the new bald creature and tried to carefully touch him with her paw; but then, when she realized that he will live here and eat her food, she decided that we betrayed her. She stopped "talking" to us, she didn't climb up and lay on our laps. It took us much time to make her be a good gentle cat like before. And, anyway, she still doesn't like Fluffy. We see that she only bears him, but if he approaches her and tries to lick her ear she turns around rapidly and Fluffy gets a new scratch on his long-suffering fat body. As you can see in the picture, Fluffy really is not a slim cat. He gains fat very quickly despite the fact that we try to feed him less. He literally lives near his food cups in the kitchen. He goes to other rooms only to sleep and crap. He becomes like a soft fat ball with thin legs. So, we started calling him Fatty instead of Fluffy.) And it seems he likes this name more!
August 24, 201521 - Do you love Turkish TV serials? Do you love Turkish TV serials like I do? Honestly, I like only two Turkish TV serials. One of them is based on a real story. It is about the Great Turkish Sultan who married a Russian concubine Roxolana. We can argue about what the truth is and what a lie is in that story, but the movie was very beautiful and exciting. They even built the authentic buildings and palaces of 15 century specially for this movie. The second TV serial is about love and life of a young Turkish woman in 19 century. As a woman I like the type of movies that we call “pink snot”. And although this movie had too much “pink snot”, in my opinion, I was so exciting about it that I watched this serial several nights in a row. I am aware of why I was so fascinated with this serial. The fact is that the main actor and my father in his youth are as like as two peas in a pod. That's why he seems to me the most handsome man in the world, although I realize he is not. And the main actress is so beautiful that I want to cry when I look at myself in a mirror. These actors are in the picture.)
November 28, 201433 Путешествие к сердцу добрых магов. Глава 35 (Редакт.)
С архитектурной точки зрения Амстердам очаровал меня. Я убежден, что он очаровал и других иностранцев, пребывающих в этом чудесном городе. Как только я очутился в центре города, пройдя через поток едущих машин и серьезных пешеходов идущих по тротуарам, я увидел полностью отличия этого города. Велосипеды везде, люди ходили шли на работу, входили садились в машины… дождь прошел и воздух стал освежим. Окна магазинов отражали шаги (следы?) прошедших мужчин и женщин, идущих куда-то - куда, я не знаю и сам не могу сказать - а также светы в самих магазинах. Как будто и в моем городе. Я пытался представить жизнь обычного голландца - как он работаеть в кафе, как он возвращаеться домой после насыщенного дня, проведенного им на занятиях, офисной работе, или встречах с руководителем? Как голландцам встречаться в кафе за чашкой кофе, чтобы выразить любовь и обсудить ситуацию в стране?
Я, будучи еще новеньким (новичком - звучит лучше), решил осторожно повести себя. Осталось много чего узнать об этой стране и народе. Мне следовало найти семью, о которой я раньше говорил.0 votedNovember 12, 20141- My husband is an elephant My husband is an elephant. He eats as much as an elephant; he sleeps as long as an elephant and he weighs like a little elephant. It's very difficult to live with an elephant. Our mattress on the bed has a big dent on his side. I had turned the mattress over but he made a new dent on a new place. Anyway, my biggest problem is cooking. I cook every day several times. His appetite is so huge that I should have a little farm and kill one sheep a day to satisfy his appetite. Also, he is picky enough. He will not eat leftovers. I have to cook right before he wants to eat or at least several hours before eating. After finishing breakfast he asks when we will have lunch. After lunch he asks when he can expect dinner. After dinner he wonders why I feed him like he is a rabbit. And, of course, we have late dinner also. Don't think he doesn't eat between the main meals. He eats nuts or drink tea with something. There is his yesterday's late dinner in the photo. When he saw this food in the big pan he said (at 11:30 pm): "It looks good, but, please, don't go to sleep right now. I would like to eat something like that at 1 am". I wanted to strangle him at once, but I am a Russian wife, so I smiled and said: "Of course, my dear elephant, I will cook". Anyway, sometimes I think it’s easier to kill him than feed like that.
October 23, 201475 - How much Jewish blood do you have? I heard this story from my father. My father heard it from his father. My great grandfather had been to Persia (it was the territory of modern Israel). It was a religious journey - a hajj to Mecca. He had been living there for 7 years in the village named Isfahan before he came back home. He was a Muslim and he could have 4 wives. He brought with him the second wife from Persia. She was Jew. All his kids from all of his wives grew up together; and nobody was bothered with which kid was from which wife. When my great grandfather came back from Isfahan people started to call him Asfagan (it's a Russian transcription of Isfahan). Then Asfagan became his surname and all of kids got that surname as well. "How much Jewish blood do you have?" - People asked me always because of my surname. I really don't know. Every time I just admitted I was Jew without disputes. It was easier than tell them this story.October 20, 201451
Порядок рождения
На уроках по психологии все прошло, как обычно: учительница довольно активная, смешная, и рассказывает о своих детях и жизненном опыте. Ничего удивительного нет, но меня удивила статья про якобы «важный» порядок рождения детей - как старший ребенок может организовать и пилить своих младших братьев и сестер, даже помогая маме с воспитанием малышей. Оказывается, что многие президенты США были старшими в семье. Несколько исследований указало на то, что большинство директоров компаний были первыми в семье. Старший ребенок чаще получает высокие оценки в школе, и он приобретает в раннем возрасте самые важные навыки для всей жизни - уверенность, независимость и организованность. Старшие дети обычно получают лучшее образование, чем оставшиеся дети, согласно одному исследованию. В отличие от старшего ребенка, младший ребенок — очень милый, хочет внимания из от других людей, зависит от родителей, и может поддаться негативному влиянию.
Прочитав эту статью, я почувствовал себя немного неловко, но потом я принял решение, что не согласен с большинством утверждений, сделанных в этой статье. Есть много семьей в этом мире, и нельзя ни в коем случае обобщать характеристики этих семьей. Я думаю, что порядок рождения может повлиять на жизненный опыт, и, естественно, это придает старшим и младшим разные навыки. Конечно, я не приходил ни к каким выводам, и еще почитаю и проанализирую.0 votedOctober 17, 20140Путешествие к сердцу добрых магов. Глава 23 (Редакт.)
Я вспоминал, как мы с родственниками ездили в другие страны. Мы всегда летели над великим океаном, широкое пространство которого впечатлило нас и вызвало в нас радость и гордость за миром. Как же я мог жить без этого стимула, без прекрасного океана подо мной, который показало нам, сколько лет нашей земле, какой она была старой и мудрой. Хотя мне очень хотелось спать, я почувствовал энергию Земли и радовался ее признанию моего существования и того, как я сейчас летал над ней. Я уже сказал, что попасть в океан мне было не по душе - самолет будет подвержен риску, и я погибну, наверное, от укуса злой акулы. Потом я понял, что Земля любила меня. Она никогда не уничтожит меня, разве что я окажусь на неверной стороне, затем она захочет меня убить. Смерть пришла с косой, она может сказать мне. Пока я отдыхал на подушке, мне снились уроки из шестилетней давности, когда я еще учился в школе. Такие времена! Меня пригласила девушка на выпускной, которая превратилась в иноземку. Она начала есть меня, как же принято в ее обществе. Первоначально, мне не нравилась эта идея, но с каждым днем, я привыкал к этой странной традиции. После того, как я провел несколько дней в ее животе, я начал понимать ее гораздо лучше. Эти иноземцы могут есть своих партнеров, и партнеры не подвержены естественному процессу «освоения» (переваривания), когда еда превращается в - вы сами знаете! :)
Я проснулся из от страха.Пишите, Ed, пишите!))
Великолепный русский.
0 votedOctober 9, 20140- Paranoia. My friend is afraid of everything. Especially he is afraid of my car. He is a big and strong man, but behaves like a chicken. When I come to him and we need to go to somewhere, I call him and say: "I am here, come down." He leaves his house and when he sees my car (I am waiting for him in the car) the true horror are filling his eyes. He turns around and runs away from my car to the other side. I am driving after him very slowly; I am afraid he can die of heart attack if he turns around and sees my car near him. He runs away like deer and tries to hide behind trash cans. I stop the car and try to convince him that I don't want to do something bad to him. I see his eyes filled up with tears. I get out from the car and show him that I don't have either a gun or a knife. He stops to tremble as a rabbit, and then he calms down gradually. He gets into the car, stares at me with the scared eyes and says: "Don't try to kill me anymore. Anyway I can hide myself from you." I look at him with the sad eyes and tell him:" Of course, relax, we will find a doctor for you. We have to cope with your paranoia somehow." In fact I have no idea how to help him. Doctors are powerless in his case.October 8, 201420
