Life is unfair
I went to a cafe for lunch.
While I ordered food to cashier, skinny lady, sneezing right to my face.
While ordering food, the skinny lady at the cashier sneezed right to my face.
And when I got food from waiter, overweight dude, farting right to my arm.
When the waiter brought my food, the overweight dude next to me farted.
Then when I started eating food, baby near table, vomitting right to my back.
And then when i started eating my food, a baby that was near my table vomitted right at my back.
Why somebody is having a good time like EAT, PRAY, LOVE, but why mine has to be SNEEZE, FART, VOMIT?
Why is everyone else having a good time like in EAT, PRAY, LOVE but mine has to be SNEEZE,FART,VOMIT?
Life is unfair.