Life is unfair

I went to a cafe for lunch.
While I ordering food cashier, the skinny lady, sneezing right in my face.
Then when I got food from the waiter; an overweight dude, farting right on my arm. Then when I started eating my food, a baby near my table started vomitting right on my back.
Why everybody is having a good time like EAT, PRAY, LOVE, but why does mine have to be SNEEZE, FART, VOMIT?
Life is unfair.

Life is unfair

I went to a cafe for lunch.
While ordering food from the cashier, a skinny lady, sneezed right on my face.
And when I received my food from the waiter, an overweight dude, farted right on my arm. Then when I started eating the food, the baby near my table, vomitted right on my back.
Why can somebody have a good time like in EAT, PRAY, LOVE, but  for me it has to be more like SNEEZE, FART, VOMIT?

Life is unfair.

Life is unfair

I went to a cafe for lunch.
While I ordered food to cashier, skinny lady, sneezing right to my face.

While ordering food, the skinny lady at the cashier sneezed right to my face.
And when I got food from waiter, overweight dude, farting right to my arm.

When the waiter brought my food, the overweight dude next to me farted.

Then when I started eating food, baby near table, vomitting right to my back.

And then when i started eating my food, a baby that was near my table vomitted right at my back.
Why somebody is having a good time like EAT, PRAY, LOVE, but why mine has to be SNEEZE, FART, VOMIT?

Why is everyone else having a good time like in EAT, PRAY, LOVE but mine has to be SNEEZE,FART,VOMIT?
Life is unfair.