Understanding how the mind of native speaker works...

GOTYE: "Somebody I used to know"

Ik kom uit Portugal en woon nu in Lissabon

Why do women always fake their looks?

Have you ever been in a cosmetic shop? There you got it all. All the stuff women fake their looks with. Whole shelves full of it. Why do they do this? Why are they  such kind of liars? Aren't they happy with what God gave them already?

I can see it everywhere. Eyeliners with which they draw lines around their eyes. Lipsticks to make their lips unnaturally red. Fake eyelids to make their eyelids longer. They shave their eyebrows just to draw fake ones with a pencil. Fake colour fingernails or fake fingernails which make them look longer. Rouge which makes their cheeks pink. They use colour to fake their natural hair colour. They wear necklaces and earrings full of gold. And to top it all they use breast implants which make their breasts look bigger making them look like stupid balloons.

Why are they all doing this? Even if I could travel back with a time machine it wouldn't help. Women already fake their looks since the dawn of time. That's why I do not trust them. They really fake everything. Their character and even their looks.

I'm happy that I'm a man. No need to care about this all. I can be ugly, stinky and sweaty. I would never fake myself.

It doesn't even matter to which continent you go. Women fake their looks in every corner of the planet. Is this some kind of a psychological sickness? Who do they want to attract with all this fake stuff? Men who have lust for such things are not real men. They are beasts. Real men like me hate fake looks. The ones who fake themselves are liars. And liars are my enemies.

Women should be happy about how they have been made by the lord. I mean it is his present. To throw his present away and to be unhappy with it is to be unhappy with the lord. Since the creation of Eva who started all the sins,  women lie, fake and cheat.

I guess the problem was that since the dawn of time no man ever told women how stupid they look with their fake eyebrows, fake eyelids, fake lip colour, fake hair colour and fake breast size. But here I am. I am telling it right to you that you really look stupid with all that stuff. To me it is just disgusting. All men who like it are disgusting as well. They are also liars.

Do not take me wrong. If men do exactly the same like colouring their hair etc. I dislike them as well. This is not meant that only women fake themself. But I see more women faking themself than men.

Is this some kind of virus inside women? Is it Satan? I do not even think someone can give me a clear answer about it.

(I hope this helps giving some credibility to your polemic view :)