昨晚，我做了一場可怕的夢

昨晚，我做了一場可怕的夢。
我已經花了三年的時間學中文，而且可以說中文說得很流利了。不過不知道怎麼了還是為什麼我突然就失聲了。難道我那麼倒霉嗎？起初，我真不知道該怎麼辦， 但後來我好不容易想起一個李連傑的電影，裡面有個男人與我有同樣的遭遇。所以我決定採用李連傑在他某一部電影中採用的相同的方法來解決我的問題, 這意味著我不得不去中國。

接下來的事情我記得的是，當我不知不覺發現自己站在中國的長城上的時候，李連傑也恰巧的在長城上正在拍攝一部功夫電影。我一直認為李連傑的嗓音聽起來超酷，由於夢境的魔力，我可以在他沒有意識到的情況下把他的嗓音奪走。除了一件事（那件事？），正巧，李連傑看向了我，然後飛了過來。現在，不要忘記我已經失聲，但是沒有關系，我夢見李連傑有猜透我的想法的能力。

“我知道你的想法，”李連傑說：“你不需要奪走我的嗓音。如果您贏了這次比武，我就要把我超酷的嗓音給你。”

在我們比武之前，我想，“哇！他的輕功特別好，難道我打得不過他嗎？等一下，我是在夢裡面！”當然，我贏了這次比武大賽。

終於，我得到他的超酷嗓音，現在我的中文是天衣無縫的，然而李連傑 … 他從電影表演退休了，因為他
失聲了。
劇終

(haha, bravo, keep it up!)

昨晚，我做了一場可怕的夢

昨晚，我做了一場可怕的夢。
我已經花了三年時間學中文，而且可以說把中文說得很流利了。不過不知道怎麼了還是為什麼我突然就失聲了。難道我就是那麼倒霉嗎？起初，我不知道該怎麼辦， 但後來我好不容易想起一個部李連傑的電影，裡面有個男人與我有同樣的遭遇。所以我決定採用李連傑在他某那一部電影中採用的相同的方法來解決我的問題, 這意味著我将不得不去中國。

接下來的事情我記得的是，當我不知不覺發現自己站在中國的長城上的時候，李連傑也恰巧的在長城上正在拍攝一部功夫電影。我一直認為李連傑的嗓音聽起來超酷，由於夢境的魔力，我可以在他沒有意識到的情況下把他的嗓音奪走。除了一件事，正巧，李連傑看向了我，然後飛了過來。此时現在，不要忘記我已經失聲，但是沒有關系，我夢見李連傑有猜透我的想法的能力。

“我知道你的想法，”李連傑說：“你不需要想奪走我的嗓音。但如果你您贏了這次比武，我就要把我超酷的嗓音給你。”

在我們比武之前，我想，“哇！他的輕功那么好，難道我打得不過他嗎？等一下，我是在夢裡面！所以一定能赢”所以當然，我贏了這次比武大賽。

終於，我得到他超酷的超酷嗓音，現在我的中文是天衣無縫的，然而李連傑 … 他從電影界表演退休了，因為他
失聲了。
劇終

Please do not phrase me for writing this story since I had help from many friends. The point of this exercise is to learn Chinese grammar by comparing Chinese grammar to English grammar. Sometimes, it is not easy to see how close the two languages can be ... not all of the time but some of the time ...

DUMB ITALKI

NOTE: I had to respond to my own post in order to include the English translation which I wrote in Chinglish.

Last night, I had a terrible dream.

I already spent three years learning Chinese, speak to degree of very fluent. But I do not know how or why I suddenly lose voice. Could it be about bad luck? At first, I did not know what to do, but later I with great difficulty thought of a Jet Li movie, which (裡面) has a man with my (and I have與我有) same bitter experience. So I decided to use Jet Li, in his some (unnamed 莫) movie, use of same method to come solve my problem, which meant I had to go to China.

The next thing I remember is that when I unwittingly found myself standing on the Great Wall of China, while Jet Li also fortunately on the Great Wall shooting a Kung Fu movie. I always thought that Jet Li's voice sounded exceedingly cool, and due to the magic of dreams, I can without him being (in he not在他沒有) aware of the circumstances under which（把）, his voice snatched away. Except for one thing, by chance, Jet Li looked to me, and then fly over. Now, do not forget. I already have lost voice, but does not matter. I dreamed Jet Li has guess-thoroughly-my-thoughts ability.

"I know your thoughts," Jet Li said: "You no need to take away my voice, if you win this martial arts contest, I just will 把 my exceedingly cool voice give to you."

In our martial arts contest before, I thought, "Wow! His flying ability (輕功) particularly good, can I beat him? Wait a minute, I am dreaming inside (my mind)!" Of course, I won the martial arts tournament.

In the end, I got his exceedingly cool voice, and now my Chinese is perfect, but Jet Li ... he from film acting retired, because he lost his voice.

The End

昨晚，我做了一場可怕的夢

昨晚，我做了一場可怕的夢。
我已經花了三年時間學中文，而且可以說中文說得很流利了。不過不知道怎麼了還是為什麼我突然就失聲了。難道那麼倒霉嗎？起初，我不知道該怎麼辦， 但後來我好不容易想起一個李連傑的電影，裡面有個男人與我有同樣的遭遇。所以我決定採用李連傑在他某一部電影中採用的相同的方法來解決我的問題, 這意味著我不得不去中國。

接下來的事情我記得的是，當我不知不覺發現自己站在中國的長城上的時候，李連傑也恰巧的在長城上正在拍攝一部功夫電影。我一直認為李連傑的嗓音聽起來超酷，由於夢境的魔力，我可以在他沒有意識到的情況下把他的嗓音奪走。除了一件事，正巧，李連傑看向了我，然後飛了過來。現在，不要忘記我已經失聲，但是沒有關系，我夢見李連傑有猜透我的想法的能力。

“我知道你的想法，”李連傑說：“你不需要奪走我的嗓音。如果您贏了這次比武，我就要把我超酷的嗓音給你。”

在我們比武之前，我想，“哇！他的輕功特別好，難道我打不過他嗎？等一下，我是在夢裡面！”當然，我贏了這次比武大賽。

終於，我得到他的超酷嗓音，現在我的中文是天衣無縫的，然而李連傑 … 他從電影表演退休了，因為他
失聲了。
劇終

I already spent three years learning Chinese, speak①to degree of very fluent.But I do not know how or why I suddenly lose voice. Could it be about bad luck? At first, I did not know what to do, but later I with great difficulty thought of a Jet Li movie, which has a man with my same bitter experience. So I decided to use Jet Li, in his some movie, use of same method② to come solve my problem, which meant I had to go to China.
我已经花了三年时间学习汉语，而且已经说得相当流利了。但不知怎的，我突然失声了！我有那么倒霉吗？一开始，我不知所措，过了一会儿，我好不容易想起，在李连杰的某部电影里有个男人和我受的苦一样。于是，我决定使用李连杰在某些电影里所使用的办法，来解决我的问题。这意味着我不得不到中国去。

The next thing I remember is that when I unwittingly found myself standing on the Great Wall of China, while③ Jet Li also fortunately on the Great Wall shooting a Kung Fu movie. I always thought that Jet Li's voice sounded exceedingly cool, and due to the magic of dreams, I can without him being (in he not在他沒有) aware of the circumstances under which, his voice snatched away④. Except for one thing, by chance, Jet Li looked to me, and then fly over. Now, do not forget. I already have lost voice, but does not matter. I dreamed Jet Li has guess-thoroughly-my-thoughts ability.

接下来我记得的事是，我发现自己不经意间已站在中国长城上，恰巧李连杰这时正在长城拍电影。我向来认为李连杰的声音听起来极酷。由于梦的魔力，我可以在他毫无意识的情况下把他的声音夺走。要不是李连杰刚好看向了我，然后飞了过来。现在，别忘了我已经失声，但没关系，我梦到李连杰可以猜透我的心思。
"I know your thoughts," Jet Li said: "You no need to take away my voice, if you win this martial arts contest, I just will 把 my exceedingly cool voice give to you."
In our martial arts contest before, I thought, "Wow! His flying ability (輕功) particularly good, can I beat him? Wait a minute, I am dreaming inside (my mind)!" Of course, I won the martial arts tournament.
In the end, I got his exceedingly cool voice, and now my Chinese is perfect, but Jet Li ... he from film acting retired, because he lost his voice.
The End
“我知道你在想什么，”李连杰说：“你没必要夺走，我完全可以把我的好嗓子送给你，只要你比武赢过我。”
比武开始之前，我想到：“啊！他轻功那样高超，我打得过吗？等等，我正在做梦！”当然，我赢了這次比武大賽。
结果，我得了他的好嗓子。现在，我的中文炉火纯青，可李连杰.....他退出了影视演艺，因为他不能说话。

完。

I like it not only because that is really a interesting dreanm,but also your beautiful English.So I translated it into Chinese.While some of your sentence structures confuse me a little, I could get the meaning under the help of your Chinese version above.I think it do help me with my English!

I hope that your Chinese would be really perfect one day,not just in dream,though as a Chinese native speaker I don't think my Chinese is perfect.

The red parts of it are waht are strange to me by their structures,as for the meaning,I can completely understand it.