My wrist sometimes makes a crackle when I twist it in a certain way. But There is no pain at all, an so I guess it's fine is alright to do it. My arms are huge heavy, and my hands are thick and heavy but warm.   , but My palms and fingertips are soft, and I do not have big my knuckles are rather small.

Between my hips, and my groin... I'll rather not discuss in public.  keep in privacy.
I'll let this subject out of the context by respect.(?-4)
I'm I am learning slangs at from urbandictionary.com! They can be quite nasty! have naughty stuff!

My skin are is not white, but not white as the snow but white as an pale like MARTINI (haha) martini with a quarter of whiskey color.  This is the color I like the most - not the drink.  Has 1/4 of the Whiskey color, Is the color that I like most ( Whiskey color haha).

My thighs and shins are strong. I think that's all to my body parts.  Perhaps I have to strip to find out if all parts are covered (pardon the pun!).

And I guess that is this. Hope I didn't miss a part of mine in somewere.

Now I'm able to play that "jack the stripper" game!!!!...hahahah -I'm just kidding!!

?-1 - A beard that is growing, in the beggining. Is there other way? The stumbles are thin/barely visible, 5 o'clock shadow.

?-2 - Dirty that comes out from the ear - Is there any soft slang for it? Ear wax.

?-3 - Dirt that comes out the eyes - Is there any soft slang for it besides eye batter?
There are so many!  See http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=386576 for some of them.

?-4 - Can I say "by respect?"  No.  You can say, "common decency does not allow me to discuss..." or use my way.  It is understood.

Correct.Me - Ver. 0.0.1 - Body Parts 1. - Doubts

Hi there!!

My intention is to bring highlight the subjects things that I'm am working on. I would be very pleased if you Please point out my errors, correct my sentences, them and show-me other ways to say if there are alternate ways of expressing them.  I hope to improve by this way get better in this! Thank you in advance.

Today's Topic : Body Parts.

Today I looked at into the mirror and I saw two brown eyes.  they are brown,  I have a firm line design as solid eyebrow, and my eyelashes are long round. [Eyelashes cannot be round.  They can only be long or short, curly or straight.]

My head is large heavy, and my ears are thick.  My lips have the the common kind of thickness found in the Hispanics. My forehead, and neck are normal. My chin and jaw line makes gave a firm look to my face.

My medium / low pitch voice makes my mind speak. Don't understand what you are trying to say.

The facial hairs are almost becoming a thin (?-1) My beard is thin and I'll shall shave it tomorow afternoon.  My ears and eyes are clean, I wash it everyday. (?-2, 3) I wash my eyes and clean my ears. I brushed After lunch, I brush my teeth and rinsed with mouthwash. a anti-septic after lunch

My thorax neck is quite chubby, but not too much.__My waist is slimming.  has becomming skinner, It used to be had 47_inches but is, now I'm 42 inches. As I say, I'm chubby, but not too big.Still chubby but I am getting there to my ideal size.

 
My chest are open and strong is muscular the same applies to my and I have broad/strong shoulders. , If you beat my chest or in my back, you can hear a loud strong sound, like a half-loaded empty box. Sometimes I make drum noises just to bring a smile to make kids.  smile, They love discover that become fascinated when they discover that they can make sounds from their drumm in their on body parts. However, you got to have some abilities to keep the rythm.

I can touch the tip of my thong in my elbow (I dare you to do it!! Almost everyone can't - haha have a good try. I bet you tried..and failed. ha ha ) This I cannot understand. So I am guessing.  I can touch my knee with my elbow joint. Most people cannot.  Try it if you can.