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Cats... Not a fan Why do the cats love me? I am personally indifferent to them. Seems to me they use us to get comfort in life solely. But never I kick some fat cat only because it's a vermin. They are soft and graceful and generally not very noisy. If only they don't jump on my knees every time I sit down!.. It drives me mad really...

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Cats... Not a fan

Why do cats love me? (You only need "the" if you mean some particular cats, and if so then you should say which ones) I am personally indifferent to them. (Good!) Seems to me they use us SOLELY to get comfort in life (Technically you should also have, for instance, "IT" before "seems," but in spoken English it's not important). But I NEVER kick some fat cat only because it's a vermin. They are soft and graceful and generally not very noisy. (Good!)
If only they don't jump on my knees every time I sit down!.. It drives me mad really...

 

How about: "If only they DIDN'T jump on my knees every time I SAT down!"

This kind of IF sentence is very strange in English; it doesn't follow logic, but we usually use the past for hypothetical situations. Technically: "It REALLY drives me mad," or, in spoken English, "It drives me mad, really..."

 

I love cats, so you can send them to me if they annoy you! :)

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I never used to like cats until I co owned one - since I was there with her when she was a kitten, we made friends, and a true bond has formed. It honestly changed my opinion on cats. Apparently cats sit on the people that don't look at them, because looking at a cat, is like a possible threat, so look at cats and they wont sit on you :D Unless you're warm and comfortable, then..........just be flattered because it is a compliment, it means they like you and they trust you.

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