Some Good Ones Understanding jokes and bringing smile to your face indicate that you have understood the nuances of the language the joke is written or spoken. Here are some good ones from a friend that I would like to share with you all. Hope they will light up your face. Some are saucy but hey, we are all adults here. FROM THE BOOK OF ANCIENT JEWISH WISDOM A Jewish woman goes to see her Rabbi and asks, "Yankele and Yosele are both in love with me, who will be the lucky one?" The wise old Rabbi answers, "Yankele will marry you. Yosele will be the lucky one. --- My father says, "Marry a girl who has the same belief as the family." I said, "Dad, why would I marry a girl who thinks I'm a schmuck?" --- Jewish Marriage advice: "Don't marry a beautiful person. They may leave you. Of course, an ugly person may leave you too. But who cares?" --- A Jewish congregation in suburban Toronto honors its Rabbi for 25 years of service by sending him to Hawaii for a week, all expenses paid. When he walks into his hotel room, he finds a beautiful nude woman lying on the bed. She greets the Rabbi with, "Hi, Rabbi, I'm a little something extra that the President of the shul arranged for you." The Rabbi is incensed, picks up the phone, calls the President of the shul and shouts, "Greenblatt, what were you thinking? Where is your respect? I am the moral leader of our religious community! I am very angry with you & you have not heard the end of this." Hearing this, the naked woman gets up and starts to get dressed. The Rabbi turns to her & asks, "Where are you going? I'm not angry with you."