how i met your mother

can someone explain or translate in german? I didn´t figured out the meaning of the two sentences. :-D

barney: i just wanna settle down and have a gaggle of rug rats like , right now!
girl: i have a mace and i enjoy using it.

Er will eine Frau and viele Kinder sofort haben.

Sie hat keine Lust dazu.  Es ist ein Witz, daß sie Pfefferspray benutzen wird, um ihn fernzuhalten.

can someone explain or translate in german? I didn´t figured out the meaning of the two sentences. :-D barney: i just wanna settle down and have a gaggle of rug rats like , right now! girl: i have a mace and i enjoy using it.

Just = only

Wanna = want to

Settle down = get married, buy a house, live a quiet life

Gaggle = group (of people)

Rug rats = children before school age

Right now = at the present moment

Mace = An irritant chemical used in an aerosol to disable attackers

Enjoy = take pleasure

Mace has a number of meanings.  

- it's a type of weapon.
- it's similar to pepperspray, as Gail has said.
- and it's also a spice, but never mind
https://www.dictionary.com/browse/mace

The line of dialogue, as it's written, means she likes to use this weapon.  If she wanted to talk about the pepperspray, the line should read, "I have *some* mace ...."

Honestly, the meaning is not clear to me.