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WHY HAS NINO STILL TO LEARN ENGLISH? Nino is a human with some bad habits. He often runs totally out of control. Teachers have to tie him in the chair if they want to succeed any progress. WHAT GOALS DO NINO HAS? Nino wants to be friend with you. Nino wants to meet Sandra Bullock (If you know her, please tell her) Nino wants smileys. feed him! WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT FROM NINO? Nino is like a chubby pillow. You can cuddle with him. Nino has 40 years knowledge of being human. Ask him everything you ever wanted to know about it. Nino can speak German with you. “Hallo, mein Name ist Nino” Nino is a great programmer 00100001 HOW MUCH TIME HAS NINO FOR YOU? Clocks run slower in deeper gravitational wells. Einstein Nino calls this gravitational time dilation. Example: When Nino is at work, the time runs very slow. Ninos Employer has never heard about this theory yet. Nino can take advantage of that and talk to you even while he is in office. So Nino has at least 48 hours a day for you.
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    Who wants to learn how to program a website and learn german while programming? I have more than 10 years experience in software engineering. So if you have an interesting project that you would like to accomplish, we can work together on it. In exchange you could teach Nino english or chinese. Please only native speakers and serious requests. 😀
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    Maybe I should mention that I have more than 10 years of expierence in software engineering, programming websites and online shops. So, if you have a project to go, take your chance now ;-)
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    July 26, 2021
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    Who wants to learn how to program a website and learn german while programming? In exchange you could teach Nino english or chinese. Please only native speakers and serious requests... ;-)
    July 26, 2021
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    The topic is german greetings for clowns.  

    clowns who make fun with friends. aren´t you a way too serious @Alex?

    anyway, you told millions of adults that they were actually 12 years old. I didn´t know that. Thank you! :-)


    'Don't generalize it' --> I am really sorry, but that does not make any sense. 

    I am really sorry too  but if it does not make sense you could tell me why it does not. I am just a stupid software engineer. but seems you just wanted to blame me anyway. good job Alex. 


    Edited for an "o"

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    November 14, 2018
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    @Miriam, same thinking about nr. 4..

    but don´t generalise it. It depends always on the situations. For example comedians could like to use some of these kind of phrases... (see the topic)

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    November 14, 2018
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    Yes, Number 4 is in deed vulgar and I would not suggest to anyone to use this wether you say it to a friend or not. 

    But number 2 can a man say to another man. but avoid to say it to women as a man!

    You will have in every language different opionions of what is vulgar or common. It depends often to your own personality.  

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    November 14, 2018
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  • Commented

    @victoria, correct. a wordplay would be "hallöchen popöchen". 

    @all don´t blame me for these bad wordplays please :-D

    but the topic is for clowns ;-)

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    November 14, 2018
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    Yes, again, just use it for friends :-D

    @Alex, correct. 3, 4 are more for teenagers 

    It always depends to whom and in which situation you say these wordplays.

    for instance if you say  to a stranger women on street "hey, alles tutti" it would sound like the most stupid pick-up line"

    But if you are with colleques at work they will propably laugh or answer in a similar way.


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    November 14, 2018
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    @Shokofe

    Alles Roger in Kambodscha? = everything alright in Kambodscha?
    possible answer: Alles klar im BH! Everything alright in my bra! 

    it´s for fooling around with friends. Just some funny greeting rhymes without meaning ;-)



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    November 13, 2018
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  • Commented
    There is already a language that will rise more and more until all human languages will disappear someday. Its the language of the machines and I think that could happen earlier as we all think. :(
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    November 13, 2018
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