LMAO 😂 😂 Yes mate it’s a crude meme and trying to explain it here in anyway would result in the filters saying it’s inappropriate 😂

Yep mate, sounds fine. You could say “because of their lack of communication”to make it sound better

C-air-z is how I personally pronounce it but it probably changes slightly depending on your accent

They actually have overlapping meanings, and mean almost exactly the same thing lol. You will see reiterate used a lot more though 😂

Hi Sara. Both your sentences are fine. “I have two kids, one (or their name) is 5 years and and the other (or their name) is 8 months. Shortening it to “they are 5 years old and 8 months old” is perfectly fine as long as we know you’re talking about your kids and how many you have. 😀

It means outline, shape and size when used like that 😊

I can tell what you're reading is trying very hard to try and replicated conversation between native speakers by including filler words, and repeating the same thing twice. That being said it's very hard to follow what she's actually talking about - even from a natives perspective. My best guess would be that she's implying that one side of the house is for the bathroom, laundry, garage, etc and the other side is for living? It's very weird and if someone said that to me in real life I'd ask them what they were going on about and to slow down lol. Hope that helped mate

Yep they mean the same thing, but are used at either the start or the end of a conversation. "Sorry to trouble you, but can you help me carry this?" "Thanks for helping me carry that, sorry for troubling you." Hope that helped mate :)