Brenna it looks like you want to make a brownie but instead of putting what you`ve made in an oven you start rubbing it on your body -)

It was a joke, if speaking seriouly I know one homemade remedie.

Here in Russia in case of sunburn we use to cover damaged skin with cream or kefir, they say it works.

Mine are okroshka and borsch (not to mention vodka of course). Okroshka is a cold soup made of vegetables and boiled meat, often served with kvass (our traditional beverage it's made from bread and water). Borsch is a hot soup I think many of you are familiar with.

I think you should offer him some additional hobby, he doesn`t need to quit playing CS but in addition he could play some active game that has competetive aspect in it. In my case this game is footbal (soccer). It`s good for your health and it slims your body thus giving you selfconfidence. 
 

My favorite American movie is “dr. Strangelove or how I stopped worrying I loved the bomb”

I think the truth is somewhere in-between. Because how you look is a part of your identity and your appearance is more or less affected by your character. This two parts are strongly correlated.

Here in Russia we have a proverb, in a very free interpretation it sounds like: first you judge "how nice", then you judge "how wise"