😱 Should you call the police if an Iranian wants to eat your liver? (A lesson in Persian love!) Hello, fellow language learners and future Persian speakers! As a professional Persian (Farsi) teacher here on iTalki, one of the questions I often get is about the… dramatic… way Iranians express affection. Have you ever heard phrases that, when translated literally, sound more like threats than terms of endearment? In English, you might say, “You’re so cute!” In Persian, we might say: “I want to eat your liver.” (جیگرتو بخورم / Jigareto bokhoram) Yes, you read that right! 😂 Persian is a beautifully poetic and expressive language, and our everyday speech is filled with idioms that can be shocking or hilarious to learners. We don’t just love people; we offer to be sacrificed for them, wish for mice to eat them (if they’re a cute baby), and, of course, express a desire to consume their internal organs. These aren’t just quirky phrases; they are a window into the warmth and passion of Iranian culture. Understanding them is key to moving beyond textbook Farsi and truly connecting with native speakers. To show you exactly what I mean and give you a laugh, I’ve created a short, fun video explaining these “dangerous” expressions of love. It’s a perfect example of how we can make learning Persian fun and memorable in our lessons! 🎬 Watch the video here to understand why you shouldn’t run away from an Iranian who loves you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znJLC-5f9zM Learning a language is about more than just grammar and vocabulary; it’s about embracing a new way of seeing the world. If you find this side of Persian culture fascinating and want to learn the real language that people speak every day, I would be delighted to guide you on your journey. Ready to learn more “deadly” compliments? 😉 Feel free to check out my teacher profile to ask a question or book a trial lesson with me. Happy learning! Mahdi Birjandi