kill cat or pig?(chatting history with friends, just for fun) Cacy:there are a cat and a pig,you have to kill one, which one you do you chose? A(canadian):both I can turn the cat into a violin and make beautiful music and I can turn the pig into delicious meat and eat it heck, since I'm in China, I can probably find a place to eat the cat too Cacy:No, you have to chose one first A:first? it makes no difference to me Cacy: You cant kill them both,only kill one! A: what kind of cat is it? Cacy:A lovely cat looks like my cat back home A:is it a lion?or a tiger? a house cat? Cacy:yes, a pet cat A:and what about the pig? Cacy:big pig A:is the pig a wild pig?is it good for food?is it a pet? Cacy:good for food A:does it have babies? Cacy:No A:is the cat annoying?is the pig dirty? does the cat scratch the sofa and hack up fur balls in my bed and leave fur everwhere? Cacy:Yes! A:does the pig tear up the grass with it's nose? Cacy:Yes! A:I will make them fight to death and have people pay to watch.then they can decide who dies first and i will make some money.lol, why do you ask suck a silly question? Cacy:you have to kill only one, not in that way! A:I will kill both Cacy:only one! A:I know!I will drop the pig off of a tall building on to the cat, so they both die at the same time.flying pig! Cacy:Just pick one!leave one alive! A:I'll go in alphabetical order then,the cat dies first. Cacy:that's what the pig thinks, hello piggy, I win:P A:I just lost the game B(australia):I would have put a gun in each of their food boxes - as they eat more food, a counter weight pulls tighter and tighter on a string that's tied to the trigger. The animal that eats it's food the fastest is the one that stays alive - that way I let human nature decide their fate, not me. same question to chinese friends Cacy: there are a cat and a pig,you have to kill one, which one you do you chose? D:cat Cacy;that's what pig thinks cacy:there are a cat and a pig,you have to kill one, which one you do you chose? E:pig Cacy:that's what cat thinks

love=listen+obligate+valued+excues family=father+mother+and+I+love+you...what else?

how to translate? how to translate: President Hu Jintao put the country's economic tasks at the top of next year's agenda during a New Year address broadcast on Friday ?

why do guys need to wear pants?(haha, just for fun)