弗蘭克和鲍步。A Short Story

I thought it would be a good idea to practice my new Chinese vocabulary by writing a short story. The Chinese version, I first wrote by hand, to make sure I really knew every character. First is the English version, so you can compare my intended meaning, and give me any pointers. 謝謝！
(對了，我知道我的story很奇怪！)


During winter of last year, I met two brothers named Bob and Frank. They live together in Jiangsu, in the third floor of their mom's house. Bob was a plumber, and Frank was a cop. They were both excessively lazy, being unable to complete anything. In addition, Frank was always angry at Bob, because Bob would frequently steal from his manager. Also, Bob on average showered two times a week, so he always smelled. However, Bob was very smart, and planned to go to college next year to study languages. He wants to be an interpreter in the future.

One day, Frank thought Bob smelled gross, and told Bob to take a two-hour long shower. This caused Bob to start hitting Frank with a pineapple. Shortly after, their neighbor, who works as a chef, walked in.

"Sorry to trouble you, but have you seen my dog? I've traveled from Heilongjiang to Guangdong and haven't seen it. She's a dark green color with orange eyes."

This was a very crazy situation! I wanted to help their neighbor, but I was looking for my journal. So, I put on my extra large, purple shoes, and using an English accent, told him: "I'm young and gorgeous, and have a tattoo. I can help you find anything!" Thinking we were all weird, he gave me a scholarship and ran though the door.

I cut the scholarship and gave each half to Frank and Bob. "Use this to make a fresh start. Black car."


去年冬天的時候，我碰見一雙兄弟，弗蘭克和鲍步（鲍勃）。他們住在江蘇，<strike>在他們媽媽的房子三樓</strike>他们妈妈房子的三楼。鲍步 <strike>做</strike>是个水管工，而弗蘭克<strike>做</strike>是个警察。他們都太懶惰，什麽都不<strike>會</strike>能完成。而且，弗蘭克總生氣，因爲鲍步常常從他的經理偷steal what?。同時，鲍步平均一個星期洗兩次，所以他總很臭。但是，鲍步很聰明。他打算明年上大學，學習語言。他將來想做翻譯。

一天，弗蘭克覺得鲍步聞起來很(gross should be showed here)臭，叫他去洗兩個鐘頭<font color="#800000">的</font>澡。所以，鲍步用菠蘿打了弗蘭克。<strike>幾個分鐘以</strike>过了几分钟 or 过了一会儿，他們的鄰居，一個廚師，<strike>進來 </strike>来了。

“麻煩，你們看到我的狗嗎？我從黑龍江到廣東找，沒看到。<strike>她</strike>它（it is an animal )是深綠色，有一雙橙色的眼睛。”

這個情形<strike>很瘋狂</strike>很棘手！我想幫助他們的鄰居，可是我<strike>也試試</strike>正在找我的日誌。那，我<strike>上穿</strike>穿上我的加大號碼紫色的鞋子。用英國人的口音，我告訴他：“我很年輕，很<strike>美艷</strike>厉害，有一個紋身！我可以什麽都幫你找到！” 他覺得我們都奇怪，所以他給我一份獎學金，跑步經過門口。if there is no special meaning, it is a correct translation.

我<strike>剪</strike>分了那份獎學金。我給弗蘭克一半，給鲍步一半。“<strike>用這個自新用</strike>這個重新開始。黑車子。”

The end.