The Three Stooges was a slap stick comedy show where the stooges would often perform physical comedy for amusement. One of the stooges names was Shemp. Rachel must have seen the stooges accidentally light something on fire on that show. Ross is saying that the sex with the other woman was bad because he is not adventurous in bed and doesn't want to try anything new in his sex life, but the other woman did.

The Three Stooges was a slap stick comedy show where the stooges would often perform physical comedy for amusement. One of the stooges names was Shemp. Rachel must have seen the stooges accidentally light something on fire on that show. Ross is saying that the sex with the other woman was bad because he is not adventurous in bed and doesn't want to try anything new in his sex life, but the other woman did.

Hi everybody,

I came back from my job at 10 o'clock. I'm watching TV and then I'm going to wash the cloth my clothes, when I've finished to wash it I'm going to take the eat dinner. I went to buy some ice cream on at Wal-Mart.  before all so, I'm going to eat some of it in a moment. By the last  Finally, I'm going to have a rest for getting up tomorrow early before getting up early tomorrow. I don't have to say you anymore so I say

goodbye everybody,
Chicharo

P. S. I want to tell them you to know that I didn't use Google Translate.

DVD sales

The bar chart gives information about the worldwide sales of games software, CD’s and DVD/videos between 2000 and 2003. The x-axis represents time in years and the y-axis shows the sales in billions of dollars.
The first category evaluated is “Games software”, which had a slight increment during the specified years. In the year 2000, sales barely surpassed $10 billion dollars, while in 2001, the sales reached approximately $15 billion dollars. In 2002, it attained around $17 billion dollars, whereas in 2003 it almost reached $20 billion dollars.
The sales of DVD/video had a remarkable increase between 2000 and 2003. As the chart displays, the sales rose by approximately $18 billion dollars. During 2001, the sales surpassed the $20 billion dollars mark. In 2002 it attained around $26 billion dollars and in 2003 it overcame $30 billion dollars.
The sales of CD’s barely changed in this interval of years. During the year 2000, the sales reached approximately $34 billion dollars, while in 2001 it decreased $1 billion dollars. In 2002 and 2003, the sales attained around $32 billion dollars.
Overall, there is a considerable increment in DVD/videos sales between 2000 and 2003. However, CDs had a larger amount of sales, despite having a decreased sales each year.

Put off in this context means delaying or procrastinating or waiting. Car windows used to have a hand crank that you would turn to have the window slide into the car. Rolling down a window just means to have the glass slide into the car door. This phrase has stuck even though you will hardly ever see a hand crank on a car door. Rolling up your trousers is the act of folding your pant legs up so that they don't hang as low to the ground.

"Senior Memories" is not defined in this paragraph. Which is the subject of the string of words you have a question about. I am guessing it is a video. If so, the individual segments of video are being described as fun and upbeat. The closing segment of the video is being described as powerful and poignant. Poignant is a big word thrown around as praise. So the video is being commended.