Good try. I fully understand. However:

I've had my hair cut recently but now I regret it. At first I just wanted it cut a little bit to make my hair seem neater because it was just so chaotic, but they didn't really care even after I said what I wanted. Then, of course, the result was exactly what I expected, it's too short! After I came back home I looked at myself in the mirror and the more I looked the less I liked it. I took the scissors and cut my bangs myself lol, but it wasn't any better. It makes me look more stupid! The next day I went to get my hair curled. Finally, guess what?! Does it look better now? Nope! It's even worse haha. So I learnt my lesson; the more you expect the more you are disappointed .

Notes: 'I cut my hair' is increasingly said and is OK especially in US English. i is always I. I've left the lol and haha in even though not gramatically correct. Don't forget the difference between it's and its.

EDIT: "Bangs" - ugh! US English - I'm not entirely sure what it means.

My English study background