笑话： 客气 politeness Pays Off

有两个人一起出去吃饭，结果点了两条鱼，

不久之后鱼就上桌了，但是通常鱼是的大小都不太一样，

所以送来的鱼也是一条大一条小。

结果第（其中）一个人问也不问就把比较大的那条鱼夹起来吃了，一点都没有不好意思的样子。

另一个人看了心里很不高兴，但是也不知道该说什么才好。

他想了一会，终于开口说：“如果是我的话，我一定会先夹那条小鱼。”

另一个人就接口说：“ 看吧 ！我就知道，所以我刚刚才拿（夹）大鱼。“



politeness Pays Off


There were two men who went out to eat together, and they ordered fish.
so onto the table came two fish.Normally, not all fish are alike in size;
there was one small and one big. So the first man took the big one for
himself, without asking or feeling ashamed or anything.He took the
big fish for himself and ate it.the other friend felt very disturbed and
annoyed, but he didn't know what to say.So he thought for a while,
and then said, " If it were me, I would have taken the smaller one first."
And the other guy said, "See ! I knew that !That's why I took the big one."