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  • Commented
    "I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel....”
    <em style="color: rgb(77, 81, 86);">- </em><em>Tyrion Lannister</em>

    Based on explanation from: <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/bqqnyf/i_once_brought_a_jackass_and_a_honeycomb_into_a/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/bqqnyf/i_once_brought_a_jackass_and_a_honeycomb_into_a/</a>

    I still can't understand how jackass coresponds to "nicest ass in the land" except the common "ass".
    Or jackass is supposed to be always the person with nicest ass?

    Or the point is in this exact misunderstanding of wish by genie?
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    May 5, 2020
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  • Commented
    Another variant of "knock knock joke":

    Knock, knock
    -- Who's there?
    -- It's me, Cloperastine Horse...
    -- What the hell Cloperastine? Get lost!
    -- Clop, clop, clop
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    May 3, 2020
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  • Commented
    What do you call a dog that goes to school and returns with a PhD?

    I'd call him "PitbullD" :)

    It's about dog that retrieves thrown things back to his owner, but in this case dog retrieves more (scientific grade) than mataphorically was thrown (he was sent just to school)???
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    May 3, 2020
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  • Answered
    Юлия, вариант а). У Битлз есть такая строчка: "I should have known better with the girl like you". Здесь "должен был бы", а у Вас "мог бы", в общем, полная аналогия.
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    May 2, 2020
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  • Commented
    OK, my question to linguists. What is the Past Perfect Tension?

    It's when we had had exellent loading and perfect cross-section before that damn beam broke.


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    May 2, 2020
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  • Commented
    Yoshimi, it's Friday... You can and you must! )))
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    May 1, 2020
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  • Answered
    Это как падежи в русском языке, надо просто тупо запоминать. it's him - правильный вариант.
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    May 1, 2020
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  • Commented
    Peter, it's simple: Someone doesn't make the situation clear, just changing his "callsign". Hilarious... ))
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    May 1, 2020
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  • Commented
    Somila, thank you!
    "tense" in this case is not a grammatical time but "strained (hard, blast) time spent in the bar"?
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    May 1, 2020
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  • Answered
    ... but I have no idea.
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    May 1, 2020
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