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I never like writing introductions because I don't know what to say about myself. I'll tell you what I think of languages. I find Germanic language so beautiful, how it sounds. People from all fields are brilliant. From Goethe, Nietzsche to Kafka and from Ibsen to Scandinavian noir.
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🎓Kathy
German
Dec 21, 2017
Jacob, bald haben wir Weihnachten!!!!!! In diesem Zusammenfang möchte ich mich bei dir für die gute Zusammenarbeit bedanken und dir endlose POSITIVITÄT wünschen und Hunger nach Leben haben, da es eine der wichtigsten Dinge ist! Du bist ein fabelhafter Mensch! Vergiss nicht, dass du Alles schaffen kannst, wovon du träumst!
🎓Kathy
German
Dec 3, 2017
I would like to echo your words of sympathy! Du hast sehr viel binnen halbes Jahr gelernt! Am anfang konntest du nicht sprechen, und jetzt bist du in der Lage, fast zu jeder Situation, die im Mittelpunkt steht, deine persönliche Einstellung äußern. Zurzeit ist es für dich obligatorisch, im Fart zu kommen, und noch ein bisschen zu arbeiten bist du B2 hast, damit du weiter die Sprache genießen kannst!
🎓Kathy
German
Nov 8, 2017
Wir hatten eine spannende Stunde!
🎓Kathy
German
Oct 2, 2017
Jacob, danke für die Stunde! Zugegebenermaßen bin ich ins Gelingen verliebt, und nicht ins Scheitern=) Ich hoffe du auch!
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    Hahah that’s a good joke. You have to think in the mindset of Europeans or remainer to get the joke. It has nothing to do with WWII, invasions or immigration. The news is talking about how disastrous Bexit is no matter if it’s soft or hard Brexit. The joke is about the Mercedes has a England safety for keeping Theresa May in the EU. Get it?
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    December 11, 2017
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    This is my biography Age 0-5

    I´m Morten and I am 36 years old
    This is my biography

    Age 0-5
    I was borned i Copenhagen, my mother is from Norway and my father is from Denmark.
    My parents got divorced very early in my life, I was only two years old.
    A very significant ting that happened very early in my life was when I was three years old, my mother got a brain stroke and at the hospital when the doctor and nurses was preparing for doing a x-ray in order to locate the exact point of the stroke they gave her an injection of contrast dye.
    It turned out that she got a serious allergic reaction to the contrast dye witch caused that she become which made her permanently paralyzed from her neck and down.

    My mother was 33 years old when she become handicapped. It was of course a massive crisis in her life and I have come to understand later that I, little Morten, become a very important little person for her. I was the motivation for her to take the choice to continue to live, to go trough the rehabilitation and find her way back to life.

    After a periode at the hospital my mother got in rehabilitation on Hornbæk rehabilitation clinic in Denmark for about a year. For some reason she decided that I was going to live with her on the rehabilitation clinic. This was the first time in history that the clinic ever accepted a child to live there with his parent. A rehabilitation clinic is obviously not the best place for a child to be and the staff there did not accept me to stay there in the first place at first,  but my mother was stubborn and in the end she got her will.

    It was probably on the rehabilitation clinic I stated to developed my talent for Sacred? (scare) Clowning.
    I was at the time still only three years old and hanging out most of my time with seriously injured people. Everyone that has been in a hospital or in rehabilitation institution know how heavy? the energy can be there. And I can imagine that me, little Morten, was a beautiful contrast to the environment with my playfulness, curiosity and spontaneity. I can clearly see how healing it must have been for the people on the rehab to interact with the pure presence of a little sweet boy. I can also see what role I got and took for my mother in such an early age. I was the reason for my mother to take the choice to continue to live, I was the reason my mother took the fight to go trough what she needed to do in order to get her life back. Not the life she had before, but a completely new life with tremendously amount of limitations and hindrances.
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    It's super boring. Summer every single day and some rainy days or monsoon season. That's what It's like to live close to the equator. Temperature ranges from 27-37 degree celsius. I've not seen snow. :(
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    Apparently, washing-up bowl is a thing and I didn't know that. Washing-up bowl does not mean sink because both are two different things. However, you can put your dishes in either of it. Google image of washing-up bowl: https://www.google.com/search?q=washing+up+bowl&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjar7PPuIXUAhWIKpQKHZZpA0AQ_AUICigB&biw=1280&bih=615
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    At table

    Hello, everyone!

    Could you, please, check and correct the following? I'd like to speak with my daughter in English while we are eating :)

    It's time to eat. Please, sit down in your high-chair.

    To somebody: Could you, please, put/set her in the high-chair?

    Let's put on your bib.

    If she doesn't want her bib to be put on:
    But you don't want to make yourself dirty, do you? So let me help you to put your bib on.

    Please, don't roll over. Keep on eating.

    Take your spoon and fill it with pilau/rice.

    Now move it towards your mouth. Be careful to not spill your food/the contents of your spoon onto your lap/dress/shorts.

    You made yourself dirty. Don't get upset. I'll wash you and clean your chair/the floor.

    Please, eat your food up.

    <strike><font style="background-color: yellow;">Prick</font></strike><font style="background-color: yellow;"> Fork (verb)</font> this peace of meat with your fork and put it in your mouth (I'm not sure about the verb prick here). Try, it's very tasty.

    Do you want to drink? There is your cup of tea. Hold it very carefully to keep the tea from pouring out/to not pour your tea out onto yourself.

    There is just a little<font style="background-color: yellow;"> bit</font> of tea at the bottom of the cup. Don't you want to drink it up?

    Let me take you off the high-chair.

    To somebody: Could you please take her off from the high chair?

    Thank you for your attention!
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    Norwegian 101 YouTube/podcast is good. So is Norwegian teacher Karin. For music you could search for Norwegian music on Spotify by country. There are some Norwegian songs but most Scandinavian sings in English though.
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