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- 我觉得在吃饭这个问题上中国和乌克兰看法不一样。对乌克兰人来说吃饭就是满足需要。但是对中国人这件事儿很重要,他们每天吃三次,早中晚分时间段。中国人主要用筷子吃饭,偶尔用勺子。中国人不习惯把食物放在自己的盘子,他们用公共的盘子装食物。在中国的时候,发现不是所有中国人都喜欢吃辣菜。比如,住在深圳的人不喜欢吃辣菜,但是湖南的人们都做菜特别辣。中国人对吃饭很看重。见面问候语不是问:“你怎么样?”而且是问“你吃饭了吗”。 因为中国人觉得如果你吃过了,说明过得很好。还有中国人说我应该喝多热水,虽然在深圳天气很热,但是他们常常喝热水。我不习惯中国人的风俗,可是对我来说要:“入乡随俗”。0 votedOctober 13, 20150
先说明一下,最近写的这个不是鬼故事,纯粹幽默题材,大家不要害怕也不要当真^_^ 想看故事的前几个部分的话,请去我的notebook。
瓦夏首先想到了送外卖的。在各种上门服务当中,送外卖的无疑最可亲。你等淘宝卖家发货等得再急,也胜不过你对外卖的期待,外卖员送的不是普通的小龙虾、卤煮、锅盔,他们送的是纯粹是血清素,不然怎么解释那种取外卖时脑子里爆发的快乐感呢? 外卖员是人类的朋友,就应该让他们更充实地发挥自己的作用。
于是,瓦夏选择一个不上课的早上,微信上订了一份地中海披萨。和他预期的一样,给他送餐的是披萨店老板本人。店老板考虑到上午生意不是很忙,能自己送外卖就不找代送的服务。
他笑眯眯地把披萨盒交给瓦夏,正准备转身走,却被瓦夏的一声”您等等!”拦住了。店老板回个头一看,咦,奇怪,那个刚才接披萨的老外摆了个拿破仑姿势,看起来挺威猛,是不是店里的助手又把单子弄错了呀? 下个瞬间,瓦夏大喊”上,快上他吧!”老板想掉头就跑,可发现他的身体已经不听他的话。在昏迷之前,他的脑海了闪了最后的念头:”我早知道,早上一起床就叫披萨的人,都是变态...”
瓦夏蹲下,悄悄地问:”感觉如何”?
曼小鬼清了清喉咙,低声回答:”还行。你怎么每次给找的都是男人?”
当天上午,学院南门小保安,无意中注意到了奇怪的场景。地铁站附近开披萨店的老板,一边扭着屁股一边拍着手跑进校园,脸上的表情开心得跟什么似的!一个老外跟在他后面一路试着抓住他的手,可老板却笑嘻嘻地躲开:”你别管我了,活着,活着多美好!青春无悔,青春不朽!”
幸亏那会儿校园里的人不算很多,学霸们已经在上课,学渣们还在睡懒觉,而南门的保安,不敢离岗去管闲事。点评:用词用法都已经很好,但是还是缺少语感。这种程度中文,已经非常好。突出错误就是,暗换主语,句式杂糅。中文虽然不讲究语法,但是学语法也有必要。
0 votedOctober 13, 20150第五章:Kehaar - Chapter 5: Kehaar
“安全的地方在哪?” Blackberry问大鸟。
“我在想,” 大鸟说。
“你叫什么名字?” Fiver 问他。
“Kehaar," 他说。
”你认为你的翅膀折了吗?,” Fiver 问他。
“没有,” Kehaar说,“但是很痛。飞不起来。”
“我认为人类很糟糕!,” Bigwig 说。“我们的生活有很大的压力!”
”对,这是真的!,” Kehaar悲伤的说。
”你可以走吗?,” Hazel 问他。
”可以。我的腿是好的。我认为我知道那个安全的地方在那。跟我来!”
"Where is this safe place?," Blackberry asked the great bird.
"I'm thinking," said he.
"What's your name?," Fiver asked.
"Kehaar," he said.
"Do you think your wing is broken?," Fiver asked.
"No," he said, "but it's very painful. I cannot fly."
“It's my opinion that humans are very bad," Bigwig said. "We have so much stress in our lives."
"Yes, it's true," sighed Kehaar.
"Can you walk?" Hazel asked him.
"Yes, my legs are fine. I believe I know where the safe place is. Follow me."
我们的朋友走过那个森林。突然,他们看见一座小山。
“我们到了!,” Kehaar说。
“非常好!,”Pipkin 说。他们很高兴。
“等一会儿!,” Hazel 说。“Fiver,你觉得怎么样?你认为这是一个安全的地方吗?”
“我相信的!,” Fiver 告诉他们。
“好棒!,” Pipkin 大叫! 所以,他们爬到山上。
Our friends walked through the forest. Suddenly, they saw a small hill.
"We're here!," said Kehaar.
"Brilliant!," Pipkin said. They were very happy.
"Just a minute!," said Hazel. "Fiver, do you feel ok? Do you think that this place is safe?"
"I believe so!," he told them.
"Wonderful!," cried Pipkin! And so, they climbed the hill.
那个山又美丽;又安全。他们住了在那一个月。Fiver 觉得很放松。但是,Hazel 有不一样的想法。有一天,Hazel 说:“我们必须讨论一个问题。”
“什么问题?,” Fiver 问他。“我们的生活又舒服;又平静。” Hazel 深呼吸。
“你还很年轻,” 他说。
”我知道我们的问题,” Bigwig 说。
”没有异性(女人),” Pipkin 告诉 Fiver.
"啊,” Fiver 谈起地说,“我明白了。”
The hill was peaceful and beautiful. They lived there for one month. Fiver felt so relaxed. However, Hazel was of a different way of thinking. One day, Hazel said: "We must discuss a problem."
"What problem?," asked Fiver. Our lives are comfortable and peaceful. Hazel took a deep breath.
"You are still very young," he said.
"I know our problem," said Bigwig.
"No females," Pipkin told Fiver.
"Ah," Fiver sighed, "now I understand."0 votedOctober 13, 20150
