A joke The lizard and The Koala The koala was smoking marijuana on the tree. The lizard approached and asked: "Dude , can you give some of it?" The koala said: " Yes dude! Let's get high together" And they got high, and laugh together. After few minutes the lizard was thirsty and went to the lake to solve this matter. In the the lake the lizard met the alligator who noticed that Lizard was high. The alligator said: "Lizard? Are you high? Where did you get pot?" The lizard answer: " Koala gave me, he is around. On that tree" " Oh thanks man. I going to get high too" " Go there dude, I'll drink some water. See you later alligator" " See you" When the alligator arrived at the Koala's tree it asked for pot and Koala said: " Ohhhhh my gosh! Lizard! Dude ! You just drank all the water of the lake!"