一個莫須有對話 (莫須有usually describes 罪名。do you mean 一段無厘頭既對話？）

A 教我廣東話啦 ， 我需要你嘅幫助呀．
B 唔得！ 我好忙，冇時間幫到你．
A 你點解日日都咁心急? 你日日都唔想幫我學你嘅語言。
B 我想去洗頭.
A 你點解嬲我 ,
A 你身體好臭嗎?
B 衰人!
A 你做咩話我衰人?
B 我身體唔臭
A 咁你點解需要去沖涼呢
B 因為我唔想同你傾計呀
A 我有冇講錯野

besides being rigid and too competitive, the biggest problem should be the system is not internationally recognized...

除了太刻板和竞争大之外，国际认受性低也是最大的问题吧

im more treating here as a place to learn more about the world and to kill time.

if it's hard for u to look for one, it's close to impossible for me. the languages im fluent in are totally useless...

try out ur chances and u will find one.

good luck. ur already in a favorable condition.

re camilo: it's true that the german bureaucracy is something quite unbearable for foreigners... and most of the german staff is so unhelpful and impolite. i don't know what's wrong with that... it's a big difference between japan and germany though the japanese staff usually just speaks to foreigners IN JAPANESE very politely...

still it's unfair to summerize any ethnicity with some simple adjectives... but i met quite a lot of germans who were:

more reliable and punctual (es gabt trotzdem viele verspatungen bei der sbahn)

beer lovers

aloof (viele leute waren distanisiert und ruhig)

well-educated even if she was an old woman

independent

helpful and polite under normal situation

quite happy to see the sun (deswegen mallorca ist fast eine deutsche kolonie??)

i try not to generalize any person from a country with certain bad/good characteristics... though sometimes its true that certain chracteristics are more prevailing in certain ethnicity. well... it's a difficult issue... and of corz i met lots of germans who didn't drink alcohol at all.

o... i like it... it's always so strong and colorful. it's quite hard to find a really bad thai restaurant. i like tom kha kai, green curry, lettuce + minced pork, yuzu salad, prawn salad, fried rice in pineapple/coconut, garlic bread + yellow curry with seafood (this is great), thai style raw shrimp sashimi, oyster cake, claypot rice with taro... and countless examples...

if some of them are not authentic thai please tell me...

well... it's quite difficult to really find a tandem partner here... u know, cantonese is kind of useless... plus they are too many mandarin speakers and that results in an imbalance of supply n demand....