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Hello! I'm a Brazilian guy from Salvador, the capital of Carnival! But i'm thinking about change it to Administration. I'm learning English because it is the main world language, and i want to travel all the world! So, if you want learn Portuguese i can help you a lot! And if you know English you can help me alot! I'm looking for anyone who wanna a nice conversation!
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    A joke Hello everybody, i will try to write a joke for you! Before i do it, i have to say that this joke is so funny and everybody that i tell this joke lough a a lot (but in Portuguese) So lets try: It was a promising night, the superman already finished all his job, and he wants to have fun, go to the party with his friends, drink a lot, catch the girls, do shit things. So the superman started to call all of his friends, he called for the batman, the joker, robin, lex luthor, etc. But all of they became with excuses that they can't go to party. It made the superman become very sad, but he does not would give up, he decided to party alone. He started to dress herself at the roof of his apartment, but when he was wearing his cloths he saw (if his super-vision) the wonder woman in the coverage of her apartment, totally naked, laying down in a long chair, writhing in pleasure and screaming. The superman became crazy, he needed to have sex with her; so the superman had a nice idea: he will use his super speed with his flying ability to fly to the roof of the wonder woman and do the job without her noticing. So the superman go to his mission, he flew to her apartment: Wonder Woman: "Ahhh, yess, yesss" The screaming of WW was interrupted for some crazy noise (the superman) Wonder Woman: "Oh my god, what the f*** was that?" The Invisible Man: "I dont know! But it is hurting too much!"
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