He wrote one of the kings ... "If one was able to make up a lie and tell him: This is a lie, I'll give half of my kingdom."

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King throughout his kingdom announced the following:
"If one was able to make up a lie to tell him: - This is a lie .. I'll give half of my kingdom."
Shepherd came to him. and said to him, may God prolong the age of ours. when my father was provide them with a long stick to stir the sky and the stars.
And the king said: What a strange thing, but it happens, and my grandfather had a pipe fueled directly from the sun, and went without anything

Tailor and came to the king and said to him: Excuse me, O king, have been delayed because I was busy yesterday. was endowed lightning storm Apartments where I went to heaven repaired.
King replied: well done, but you did not act Taktha well Valium am falling spray of rain, and also went without to obtain something.

Then came another man carrying barrels ..
King said to him: You are what your business and barrel?
He replied: I came redeem a barrel of gold, which I gave to you
King shouted: Am I owe you barrels of gold !!!
The man replied: Yes
King said: No .. This is a lie
The man said: if this was a lie .. give me half your kingdom
King replied immediately: No No .. that's right ..
The man said: if this is true, give me also barrels gold

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