After having failed his exam in “Logistics and Organization”, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Student : “Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?” Professor : “Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!” Student : “Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an “A” for the exam. “ Professor : “Okay, it’s a deal. So what is the question?” Student : “What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?” Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an “A”, as agreed. Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question. He immediately answers: “Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife’s lover an “A”, although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical.”

Talking.on.the.telephone. (especially when the other person just sits there in silence)

... and if your looking to pick up some slang, 'whatever' is commonly used as a one-word answer to any questions that offers a choice. Note: it does imply lack of caring (aka being apathetic) ex1. 'Do you want to go to the mall or the movies?' 'Whatever' ex2. 'Do you want this cookie or that cookie?" 'Whatever'

World war 3 will have happened by then because as much as people say world peace we should all live together blah blah blah, there are simply too many people on the planet and growing. We are running out of space and of resources (mainly food and jobs). I understand many religions promote having many kids, but people for the sake of the world stop having kids. Tensions are already running high between many many many countries so the best we can do is to COOPERATE. Anyone suggesting that cooperation never works go take a look at some game theory, Nash equilibrium. Sorry, so to answer your question: I plan on living in a mud hut after the nuclear winter kills off 65% of the human population. :).

the person had lost track of time. the person wasn't paying attention to how much time had passed.