How to lose your boyfriend in seven steps

Differently from In contrast to the world of fantasy, the real life doesn’t include princesses and frogs turning into princes. The daily routine can be much more comparablete to a Mexican souap opera than a Disney movie. Follow the steps advice[1] below and miss your happy ending in seven steps.

1 Be jealous. Nothing is more uncomfortable than being in a relationship with a woman with no self trust and that complains about his calls, his friends and keeps control of his steps.

2 Complain about everything. Complain about wet towels on the bed, ask ‘cause him why he didn’t buy your favorite ice cream, fight because he uses an old shirt and fight in public places. Forget to apologize to him. It’s a great way to lose your prince charming.

3 Don’t be his partner. No Do not encourage your boyfriend to go back to school, to get a better job, to invest in his future. Also don’t go with him in a on the crazy trip of his dreams and don’t visit his parents. In addition, don’t care about his personal achievements. Talk just about yourself. Bears in mind that he loves you.

4 ExSpend lot of money. The money is yours, isn’t it? So, exspend, even explode pad the bill[2]. Then ask help him for help. Boyfriends work this way.

5 Be sticky clingy. Call him in the morning, afternoon and evening. If he doesn’t to respondse, call him at work, in at his parent’s parents' [3] house and call to his closest friends asking for him. Also use all social medias . And when you are together in public places, do something disgusting so that everyone understands how much you love him.

6 Tell his secrets. Because everyone needs to know that he doesn’t take a shower every day, that he failed in the test for a good job, he doesn’t know how to change a car tire wheel and he has a little dick.

7 Finally, compare your boyfriend with your ex-boyfriends. Nothing is better for your man than to know about the your past of with other guys with you. He will loves to know that other men know how to cook and he didn’t doesn't. Or that you were engaged to someone rich.  Or that your best sex wasn’t with him.

[1] Changed just to avoid repeating the word "steps".

[2] "Pad the bill" is an idiom that means "add extra expenses".

[3] "Parent's" is singular possessive, if you know that he has only one parent.  But in that case it's more natural to say "mom's" or "dad's".