The novel It was far after midnight when two elves whispered in a dark empty corridor of an inn. The first one was puny, he was dressed in a uniform robe of approximately white color. His carrot-colored pigtailed hairs had hanged dolefully so his hairstyle had looked like a head of medusa Gorgon that got sick of a snake weakness. The elf looked around in fright and shivered on every rustle. The second elf was tall rosy blonde with long luxuriant hairs decorated by silver ribbons. He was dressed in milk-white dandy uniform robe, his short pallium didn’t hided elf’s shapely legs that was forced into Hessian boots above the knees. Behind everyone’s back was hung a quiver with arrows and at the side both elves had a sword required by statute. The sword of first elf was rusty, with ragged sheath. The sword of second elf was beautiful and shiny and its hilt was decorated by a long row of engraved hearts, the evidences of a sweet victories of an incorrigible heartbreaker. The names of elves was Ollo and Herimor. - It was necessary to call Zazzoo, - Ollo hoarse. He cautiously looked around. He wasn’t inspired by idea to catch a scout orc in the creepiest den of a city without any support. – There is nothing to do here without sorcerer. We’ll get a knife at a moment and will not have a time to say ‘oops’! - Stop your wail! – Heremor barked. – Your Zazzoo is a scum! He is fifth son in a pig’s family! He’d seduced my girlfriend! The elf who seduced his comrade’s girlfriend is worst then orc! We do it ourselves, without him! - How do you want to enter without noise?! – Ollo moaned. – The door is locked! - I’ll enter, be sure, - Heremor said.

The novel Far after midnight two elves whispered in a dark empty corridor of an inn. The first one was puny, he was dressed in a uniform robe of approximately white color. His carrot-colored pigtailed hairs had hanged dolefully so his hairstyle had looked like a head of medusa Gorgon that got sick of a snake weakness. The elf looked around in fright and shivered on every rustle. The second elf was tall rosy blonde with long luxuriant hairs decorated by silver ribbons. He was dressed in milk-white dandy uniform robe, his short pallium didn’t hided elf’s shapely legs that was forced into Hessian boots above the knees. Behind everyone’s back was hung a quiver with arrows and at the side both elves had a sword required by statute. The sword of first elf was rusty, with ragged sheath. The sword of second elf was beautiful and shiny and its hilt was decorated by a long row of engraved hearts, the evidences of a sweet victories of an incorrigible heartbreaker. The names of elves was Ollo and Herimor. - It was necessary to call Zazzoo, - Ollo hoarse. He cautiously looked around. He wasn’t inspired by idea to catch a scout orc int the creepiest den of a city without any support. – There is nothing to do here without sorcerer. We’ll get a knife at a moment and will not have a time to say ‘oops’! - Stop your wail! – Heremor barked. – Your Zazzoo is a scum! He is fifth son in a pig’s family! He’d seduced my girlfriend! The elf who seduced his comrade’s girlfriend is worst then orc! We do it ourselves, without him! - How do you want to enter without noise?! – Ollo moaned. – The door is locked! - I’ll enter, be sure, - Heremor said.

Wine how tos Open a bottle of a wine to give them to breath. If you see that your wine does not breathing do them the moгth artifical respiration. - Let's take an important things only: a bottle of wine and a ski sticks. - Ski sticks? What for? - I knew that there would be no objection about wine.

New airplane testing Once a teachers of one technical univercity had been invited to the testing of a nre airplane. When all of them had been gathered in the meeting room the organizer said them that the airplane had been developed by their students. Next moment most of teachers ran away in fear, only one man still sitting in his chair. - Why you didn't ran away as others? - organizer asked. - Because I know my students wery well, - the teacher answered, - I've rely on them in 1000 percents. The airplane they developed will not be able even start its engine.

Cook plov, Part 1 Let’s cook an Uzbek plov. What is plov? Classical Uzbek plov is the dish that contains crumbly rice, meat, carrot, onion and spices. Also it is very ancient tradition, a bit of magic and a lot of calories. And a lot of flavor and taste that will force you forget about any that stupid calories that you eaten. A bit of theory for begins. What do we need? 1. A cauldron (kazan). The best choice is an iron thick-walled kazan that has hemisphere or near shape. Minimal value is 3 liters, but 5 liters will be better. 2. Rice. Rice must be medium-starched. Choose rounded-seeds rice with semitransparent seeds. White seeds are not that you needs. 3. Spices. Classical spices mix for a plov consist of jeera seeds, coriander seeds and barberry or sour raisins. 4. Meat. We need a beef or a lamb. 5. Carrot. 6. Onion. 7. Vegetable oil. The best choice is cotton-seeds oil. If you haven’t it, you can use sunflower-seeds oil. 8. About two hours of free time. 9. A good story for your neighbors that will ask you about amazing flavor wafting from your kitchen.

Learn English A programmer was asked about how were he learned English so quick. - It's so easy, - the programmer answered. - They borrowed all their words wrom C++!

The find A husband had guessed that his wife has adultery him when in their wardrobe he found the chair and the stack of a solved crossword puzzles.

The rat and the sea captain The rat said to the sea captain: - Sir, please warn your subordinates that tomorrow we’ll have just a training alarm.