What Cola said here reminded me of this one: ( Matthew, you can try this later ^_^ loll..)

题目：请解释下文中每个“意思”的意思。

阿呆给领导送红包时，两人的对话颇有意思。
领导：“你这是什么意思？”
阿呆：“没什么意思，意思意思。”
领导：“你这就不够意思了。”
阿呆：“小意思，小意思。”
领导：“你这人真有意思。”
阿呆：“其实也没有别的意思。”
领导：“那我就不好意思了。”
阿呆：“是我不好意思。”

I  can understand how complicated and confusing things about chinese are for you sometimes. The best suggestion I can give you is that use it in your daily life as much as possible and try to create a chinese-speaking environment for yourself, listen more, speak more, and always try to use it to achieve something, like, try to buy some food or asking for directions ..etc. It'll help really a lot. 

Of course wish you would never stay hungry and get lost, loll~~ Good luck !

If we think about it, a lot beliefs are for our own good, they have their reasons to exist as beliefs. 

Dont sing when youre eating, that'll cause...---- to prevent us from choking

Dont play with fire, that'll cause...--- obviously 

Dont throw garbage in a river...---- even more obvious

As long as I see its CONVINCIBLE reason to exist, I hope it can exist forever, I dont even need to combine it with any religion. 

But I do have got access to some other beliefs which are existing and being emphasized and even protected by religion, but its just for a group of people's good. That means its not reasonable enough and should be questioned.

Thats my opinion, not sure what other people think.  

Never, I do wish though.

Shin jilin bayriig belgelii ~ in Mongolian. 

I guess Photons wanted to type "based on" instead of " base off".

2. Well, bench-pressing 1009 pounds is the most that machine can accomplish.

I agree with winsonwcp, here is another version : " 这台机器最多能平板卧推 1009磅。" I hope bench-pressing means 平板卧推 here, not sure.

9. The poison dripped onto the pillow.

I think we can simply translate it into " 毒药滴在了枕头上。"

I'll help you, Claudia

mandarin or cantonese people, teach you their native language, they all teach you mandarin or cantonese, but you are Chinese, so .... you wanna learn..?

BIG thanks to all of you guys :） ~ Bayarllaa means thank you in Mongolian btw ……^_^