Crow commits crime One day, when Frank was playing golf. The crow flew down, grabbed the bracelet and flew away. Frank was in bad mood while went to report the police. Later that day, Tom was parking at supermarket. Something shiny on the ground caught his eye. He picked it up. In the next morning, he saw a newspaper about bracelet then put two and two together and he got in touch with Frank to give the bracelet back.

Shoplifer gets a does of his own medicine In heavy raining day, the driver saw a hitchhiker while was driving and gave him a lift. The hitchhiker told his nickname was Tear Drop. Under the left eye of his face was a tattoo in the shape of a tear drop. After a while, the driver was hungry. He stopped at the nearest supermarket, he got in the supermarket and got a lot of chips and packages of cookies, then hid them in his coat. In a hurry, he walked toward the exit without paying but he was caught by the supermarket manager. He was escorted out of a supermarket. They saw the driver's car was taking off. The police are still looking for Tear Drop.

Lovesick elephant Pankov and Mako were love at first sight. For 34 year, They looked after each other and were happy. One day, Mako fell into a ditch and got sick. A few months later, He passed away. Pankov was brokenhearted. She refused to eat. The zookeepers tried to feed her favorite foods. Nothing could cheer her up. Four weeks later, She got sick. On the valentine's day, The zookeeper found her in the same ditch. Pankov died.

Robber chickens out The robber who was wearing plastic bag on his head went to the bank and handed the note to the teller. The teller can not read his note. She excused herself and went to consult with her co-workers. No one can't read this. Finally, one of the clerks realized the part of this note. It said "I have a gun." But when they looked up. The robber has gone. When the police officers arrived. The teller said only, "I thought maybe he had a skin problem." The police officers were trying to make sense of the note. one officer said "We have to spend more time studying the rest of it."

The ringing dog Rachel got gift from her friend. It was a cellular phone. She put its under the Christmas tree in her room. A little bit later, She noticed a pile of tone paper under the tree and her phone vanished. She looked high and low for the phone but she found nothing. She heard a ringing in her dog's stomach while she was trying to dial to the phone. She got the picture. She went to the vet immediately with her dog. the vet said. "Just let nature take its." 24 hours later, she got phone back and it seem to be working find.

Fish turns the tables on fisherman The fisherman caught a very large fish. Then he showed off to his friends. He kissed at the fish's mouth but the fish bit his nose. His friend tried to cut the fish's head off but it didn't work. Finally, the fisherman went to the doctor. The doctor said "Play it safe" after rid this off.

Man dances at his own funeral The police found a dead man on beach. The ID card in his wallet is Ahmed. Later, Ahmed's friends and family walked into funeral tent. They feel blue. Suddenly, Ahmed walked in to the tent. His friends and family was dumbfounded. When they realized. they went crazy. Ahmed explained, His wallet was stolen by the thief. The funeral turned into party. They were on top of the world.

Spaniards paint the town red Bunyol in Spain have "Tomato festival". Before this festival, The people will put big plastic over their window. Next day, they gather on central square before noon and shout "Tomato Tomato !!" . After noon, The big trucks arrive and dump the tomatoes. The people dive to them and start throw everywhere.