This Strange World. Water resistance makes the movement of the underwater kingdom inhabitants are smooth and graceful. It seems that everything does not hasten anywhere . Our earthly vanity disappears when we get into this strange world.

I Teach... I teach you to swim. You desperately drumming your hands and legs by the water, rising in the air a cloud of droplets.Suddenly the rainbow is appearing out of nowhere and tangling in your hair , floated next to you.

An Ode to Pedestrians. We must love of pedestrians. Pedestrians make up a large part of humanity, moreover, it is the best part. Pedestrians created the world. They came up cities, built high-rise buildings, water supply and sanitation. They spread the culture around the world, invented a book printing, gunpowder, destroyed the slave trade. When the home planet became relatively a well-maintained, motorists appeared and started to crashed the gentle and intelligent of pedestrians.

A Man Without a Bed. A man, who have not own bed is pitiful. He is not exist. He do not pay taxes, he have not a wife, his friends do not give him money "until Friday", girls laugh at him; they dislike of idealists.

City N City N has so many barbershops and funeral homes, that it seems his inhabitants are born only to get haircut, get shaved, freshen up with cologne and die.

Riches A long time ago I was really rich when I had a wooden stick stripped of bark with my knife.